Ya know, lots of people think Carly started the whole iCarly web show thing. But come on -- THINK ABOUT IT. If it weren't for ME using Photodoc to put Miss Briggs' dorky head onto the body of a rhinoceros, our whole web show NEVER WOULDA HAPPENED! That's what got us in trouble and made Miss Briggs force us to spend our whole Saturday videotaping auditions (mostly LAME ones). Then Freddie (who can ... » Continue Reading
So yeah... my name is Fredward Benson. That's what my mother named me. Unfortunate. But true. You know what else is unfortunate? How my PearPhone CHANGES my text messages because it THINKS I misspelled words (but actually I didn't)! Here are some of the worst changes: Message I Wanted to Send to Sam: "I loathe you!" Message My PearPhone ACTUALLY Sent: "I love you." Aftermath: Sam responded back: "... » Continue Reading
Dear Kid Who Put My Phone Number on the Internet, Thanks. Thanks a lot. Not sure if you have a part-time job or anything, but maybe I can send you my phone bill?!?! Cuz ya know they CHARGE if you go over 5,000 TEXTS!!!! And, I got OVER 5,000 texts in ONE class ALONE! Let me just say, Mr. Howard (my teacher) did NOT appreciate that. He gave me detention! After detention, Spencer had to drive me to ... » Continue Reading
Hey, it's Spencer and I have a question to ask you guys. There's this pet psychologist that I took my fish to see (My fish has been really quiet lately and he refuses to look me in the eye. I think he might be depressed). Anyway, this girl who is helping my fish out is really, really, really cute! So, I asked her to go to lunch with me the other day but she said she had to go to the aquarium to he... » Continue Reading
Hey, it's me Gibby!! Freddie told me you guys all wanted me to start my own blog. So here I am. Welcome to my NEW BLOG!!!!!!!!! Now I just gotta think of something interesting to blog about. Maybe I should just write what I'm thinking of right now.... Hmmm... Right now I'm thinking, "What if pineapples could sing?" Would they sing Hawaiian songs? Or sweet love songs? Maybe they'd sing angry punk r... » Continue Reading
Hey, it's me Sam. Well at least that's what my friends call me. My mom calls me Samantha, but call me that and I'll punch you in the ear! Speaking of my mom... Today, she ACTUALLY told me I have to clean my room -- which I've NEVER done! This request is ridiculous coming from MY mom -- a woman who only showers on the 31st of every month (Yes, that means April, June, September, November, and Februa... » Continue Reading
Hey, Freddie here. I only have a few minutes to write this, so I'll make it quick! My mom hardly EVER leaves me alone at the house. But today, she went to this antibacterial conference where she's gonna be speaking about de-germifying the nation. Since I never get time alone, I thought I'd do ALL the stuff I'm not allowed to do when my mom's in the house. So... here I go... I'm gettin' wild and cr... » Continue Reading
Carly here. Up until yesterday I was more famous here in Seattle than my brother Spencer. NOW, however, I'm known as the sister of "THAT CRAZY PILLOW GUY." Not sure if you heard the story, but Spencer ACCIDENTALLY ordered 200 pillows INSTEAD of only 2 at some website called Pillow My Head. We thought it might be because he has really long, awkward fingers and they sometimes go wild on the keyboard... » Continue Reading