smellas steps to a better life

• Bradsleigh wrote to me and said "hey.. i ate too hard and slayed my pants off infront of a wide array of children.. please help.."

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first off, thank you for writing to me. it really warms my heart that you flash a bunch of kids and think theres only one person that can help and thats smella. My main goal is to blow up and act like i dont know nobody but if i cant do that then i will write the self help article. 

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So your issue here is that you slayed your pants off too hard but tbh that doesn't sound like an issue to me, but it is a federal offence to flash children so heres what id do 

1. kill the children. This is the easiest solution in my opinion. I feel like is socially more acceptable to be a murder than a sex offender, so def go with murderer
2. gaslight. "i did no such thing" "you must have me confused with another asian person you RACIST" pull whatever stuff you can to make the other people look in the wrong protect your innocence.
3. this is for future protection but buy a slay proof pair of pants to prevent this from happening again.

hope these help queen. LMK how it goes and if you end up on a registry. Considering im still a minor it would probably affect our friendship if you did. Peace and love x

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dont forget to write to me with your questions and queries - smella