smellas steps (to a better life)

• [redacted] wrote to me and said "hey girl saw your newspaper column and loved it! was wondering if you could help me as I am pregnant with a baby that is not my BFs eek! also me and my bf are white and the babies dad is black. any advice?"

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First off, thank you for writing to me. It means a lot that you trust me and my loyal readers to help you with your problems. I only want what is best for you and I truly think if you follow my advice, all your problems will go away! Lets begin.

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So it seems like your in a pickle involving someone elses pickle. haha see what i did there. here are some ideas for you to help solve this situation.

1.  paint the baby. If you paint the baby white then your bf will never be able to tell that it is his
2. get a maternal test. maybe the baby isnt yours
3. act surprised. take some acting classes between now and then so that when the baby comes out and it clearly isn't your boyfriends you could act surprised like its a shock for both of you

i hope these help you bby x. lmk how it goes queen also if you could name your baby after me i would greatly appreciate that

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dont forget to write to me with your questions and queries - smella