more smella lore

hey yall its me smella. I dont want youse to think of me as some A list newspaper article writer now that im lowkey famous. Im still the same ordinary down-to-earth chill girl i always have been. just wanted you to get an update of my personal life so here we ho

1. dropped out of school! i got knocked up by one of my teachers and hes married so i was like oh god i better drop out and now pursue this self help blog. P.s i wasnt pregnant it was an ovulation test but i am SLAYING nonetheless
2. got clean from heroin! i had been using heroin 4 times a day everyday since i was 3 and for the first time in 14 i am sober! now i only use 3 times a day
3. cured cancer. accidentally mixed my heroin and pee from pregnancy (ovulation) test and cured cancer. PM for recipe x 
4. ive now taken up crossfit so expect my next 50 posts to be crossfit related.

thats an update on the lore. make sure you all write this down so when i quiz you youll all get perfect 100s. have a slay day and dont forget to write to me!