*i already have a swagilicous concert book irl so this is basically digital version HELLER* August 21st 2021 -Maroon 5 and Blackbear @ Ruoff Music center June 21st 2022 -Stevie Nicks @ Ruoff Music Center August 15 2022- LADY. GAGA. MOTHER MONSTER HERSELF. chromatica ball tour @ Rigley staduim Chicago May 16th 2023 - Twink 182 with Beauty school dropout and Turnstile on more time tour @ Rocket Mo... » Continue Reading
TODAY IS AN IMPORTANT EVENT AND A REQUIREMENT IN MY GOVERNMENT HOOKER RELIGION, WHICH IS NATIONAL TWINK DAY ALSO APPARENTLY TOGAY IS ME AND SOPH'S SCHEDULED WEDDING WITH PEE WENTZ WEDDING DRESS CODE: NO. CLOTHES. OTHER THAN MCLOVIN SHIRTS AND THONGS OBVI. » Continue Reading
HELLER WHORES so i was spinning my vinyl as usual and was toats bored enough to rank the tracks of twtl,trtd! by panic at the dicksgo so heres my poetic ranking of one of my absefruit childhood favs for the time being *3/25/2024* THIS WAS WAY TOO HARD OH MY GAWD *no homo* THIS WILL VERY LIKELY CHANGE WITHIN A WEEKS TIMESPAN ONCE AGAIN this is also based off of how swag their music vids are as wel... » Continue Reading
BIBLE STUDIES IS NOW OUT FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK THANK. GODGA. ME AND MY IMPLANTS ARE READY FOR THE HERPES CLINIC PARTIES also i cant stop karaoking about alone together every 5 sexonds AGHHHHHHHHHHHH #lit and #assthetic pic: » Continue Reading
HELLER HAGS IM PRETTY DAMN SURE TOMORROW I GET TO GO SEE AN EMO COVER BAND HELLER if i dont smuggle the tickets up my ass implants then im gonna sue myself ill toats leave an upgayte though *no homo* #lit pic of the day: » Continue Reading
THE GORE ACCOUNTS ARE GETTING ABSEFRUITLY WHOREID IM HERE TO #WORSHIPANDPRAY TO MICHAEL CERA, NOT BE FOLLOWED BY "wrist reveal :33333" AND "click here for a cute cat:3" ACCOUNTS AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHH AGHHHHHH... » Continue Reading
MY UNCLE LEGIT WAS FOUND DEAD YESTERGAY. OH. MY. GAWD. i have legit no idea why im loosing so many icons in the family. first my iconic queen of a gilf on march 2nd and now my gay uncle. HE WAS MY FAV GAY UNCLE TOO. the rest of my family seems so distraught and i have legit no idea how to comfort them from this irreversible damage. it all happened so quick and i was alerted about it THROUGH A PHO... » Continue Reading
heller hags, this is exactly how it sounds so i was having a #lit and #savage dream about staying at a hotel that looked kinda like a gtgay 5 penthouse at the cASSino and then randomly there was an emo show downstairs that frank iero just so happened to be performing at THAT LOOKED LIKE A STRIP CLUB *he tragically wasnt in a bikini*, and i interestingly managed to look him in the eye and say "hey... » Continue Reading