swag too weird to live, too rare to die! pandick!atthedisco ranking

HELLER WHORES

so i was spinning my vinyl as usual and was toats bored enough to rank the tracks of twtl,trtd! by panic at the dicksgo

so heres my poetic ranking of one of my absefruit childhood favs for the time being *3/25/2024*

THIS WAS WAY TOO HARD OH MY GAWD *no homo* 

THIS WILL VERY LIKELY CHANGE WITHIN A WEEKS TIMESPAN ONCE AGAIN

this is also based off of how swag their music vids are as well if they have vids

1: THIS IS GOSPEL..... I THINK - one of the most superior music vids EVER, I've been a worshiper of this song since i was 5

2: GIRLS/GIRLS/BOYS -certified bible studies bop and the vid is a mASSterpiece 

3: CASUAL AFFAIR- DESERVED A MUSIC VID HELLER. such a gorg song

4: VEGAS LIGHTS- me and miss anfisa sykes song for lifers. brenda urine wrote it for us and we stream it daily. ALSO DESERVED A MUSIC VID. this song makes me shiver with queefs from its synths and children screaming layover

5:FAR TOO YOUNG TO DIE- live laugh loves it, also an underrated track

6:MISS JACKSON- MISS JACKSON MISS JACKSON MISS JACKSON ARE YA NASTAY

also a really swag music vid, just not my fav from twtltrtd

7:COLLARFULL- I MCLOVE THIS SONG SOSOSOSOSO MUCH AGHHHHHH

8:GIRL THAT YOU LOVE- this song is so superior as well, just not as superior as the rest of the tracks. FOLLOWED HER FOLLOWED HER FOLLOWED HER FOLLOWED HER HOME

9:NICOTINE- this song actually would be my least worshipped if the end of all things wasnt such a downer. i think the mixing on this song is a bit messy and the music vid is not as foreheadlicious as the others. 

10: THE END OF ALL THINGS- THE END OF THE ALBUM AND THE END OF MY LIVE LAUGH LOVE HOURS. this song is still so swagilicous, but i rarely ever listen to it unless im spinning vinyl. KORKY BRENDA URINE FACT: this song's lyrics is mostly made up of brendons wedding vows. i know because i was there and it was my wedding.