HAPPY NATIONAL TWINKIE DAY AND MY WEDDING DAY

TODAY IS AN IMPORTANT EVENT AND A REQUIREMENT IN MY GOVERNMENT HOOKER RELIGION, WHICH IS NATIONAL TWINK DAY

ALSO APPARENTLY TOGAY IS ME AND SOPH'S SCHEDULED WEDDING WITH PEE WENTZ

WEDDING DRESS CODE: NO. CLOTHES. OTHER THAN MCLOVIN SHIRTS AND THONGS OBVI.