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"Participating in a game of paintball (using real guns)"

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Tumblr closing down was the worst thing to happen to the internet

Category: Blogging

I'm serious when I say this. At least when the website was still active it kept "radical inclusionists" away from everything else. But now since Tumblr is mostly being shut down, the crowd of bozos it was keeping away from us is now flooding in from everywhere. I remember laughing at weird ass motherfuckers thinking serial killers are hot on Tumblr in 2020 but now I gotta deal with that shit on ev... » Continue Reading

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Firecracker blew up in my face

Category: Life

To be entirely fair, I'm fine. It was a decently sized firecracker but I was a good 15-20ft away. It fell to the side and shot towards the party, me being the closest to it (apart from the people around it of course). Although I will say it's a good fire safety reminder. Don't shoot unsafe firecrackers so close to people my dudes and happy new years! » Continue Reading

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fav movie/show quotes

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

Here are some of mine From Saw: "I see you as someone angry, yet apathetic, but mostly just pathetic" "My name is Very Fucking Confused!" "Next thing you know you wake up in a bathtub and your kidneys are on ebay" "My feminist punk vegan girlfriend broke up with me because I was too angry" From Scream: "Movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!!" "-Did you actually call the c... » Continue Reading

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hit my three year cake day on reddit

Category: Web, HTML, Tech

then i wonder why i dont have friends. its not even my oldest reddit account but i dont use the other one, ive been on reddit for 5 years now. should i kms guys? » Continue Reading

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Edition 2 of the music show

Category: Music

Just like last year, I participated in my school's talent show and won third place. This year I didn't win anything but I actually loved it more. Everyone was so talented, I had so much fun (I got to play bass along with piano, evn though I've only been learning for 11 months) and it was a really good time. If you're into music and want to participate in a show (not just talent show just a show in... » Continue Reading

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No longer a part-time minimum wage employee

Category: Blogging

They hired me at the movie theater for a total of like, a month. Its a bummer cause I really did like the job but apparantly I suck at customer service, or something (really it wasn't clear why they fired me) Anyway, I should probably change my status LMAOOO » Continue Reading

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Discord imagehosting down

Category: Web, HTML, Tech

Soon, discord will no longer be a good option for imagehosting. Just wanted to tell you guys.  I'll be using tumblr, but there's a couple more websites that have webhosting functions, hmu if you need imagehosting, ill do it through my tumblr » Continue Reading

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HAPPY BLINK-182 SINGLE RELEASE DAY

Category: Music

which song did you guys like better? im on team more than youd know » Continue Reading

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ALIEN BOOKS

Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

Anyone have any good books on alien stuff?? None of the bookstores in my town have anything kek Sorry if this isn't the right category idk where to put it » Continue Reading

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My mom wont let me get a bass

Category: Music

It's been a week and a half. She TOLD me we could go and she keeps cancelling it man it's been three times already I just wanna get a bass Anyway does anyone know any tips for bass playing?? I'm (obviously) a beginner if theres any tips please give them to me » Continue Reading

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met my penpal!!

Category: Friends

This weekend I got to meet my online friend/penpal, it was fkin awesome and I totally reccomend it! I got a blink-182 shirt and now Tom's back too so that rocks. I also got to walk around a cemetary with a Dude Ranch CD in my pants and we got to skateboard togehter it was even better than I imagined, meet your internet besties guys » Continue Reading

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