fav movie/show quotes

Here are some of mine

From Saw:

"I see you as someone angry, yet apathetic, but mostly just pathetic"

"My name is Very Fucking Confused!"

"Next thing you know you wake up in a bathtub and your kidneys are on ebay"

"My feminist punk vegan girlfriend broke up with me because I was too angry"

From Scream:

"Movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!!"

"-Did you actually call the cops?

-You bet your sorry ass I did

-My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at meeee"

"-Whats your motive? Cops are on their way, what are you gonna tell them?

-Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive"

From Eddsworld:

"You participated in a game of paintball using REAL GUNS!!"

"Who needs friends when you've got RAT PUPPETS?"

"*Car sitting on top of 5 planes* Remember where we parked the car"

"*Talking to a future self* -Why the eye visor?

-Remember that laser you took to the face?

-Yeah?

-Cancer."

From Final Destination

"[...] And if you just want to argue everytime you see each other, then you can just drop fucking dead!! [immediately gets hit by a bus]"

From Donnie Darko:

"-I have those too! What kind of emotional problems does your dad have?

-He stabbed my mom

-Oh"

"Haven't you stopped to consider that maybe infants need darkness?"

Drop some of yours!!