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I might be a niche internet microcelebrity

I was scrolling Pinterest the other day for drawing refs and sexist Patrick Bateman memes (he's just like me fr) and I come across this pin

(The pin in question)

This lowkey gave me a heart attack because, well, it's my picture. I posted it toΒ RedditΒ three years ago. You can even see my backpack in the back. My friend (and yes, I'm still friends with them, we're hanging out tomorrow)Β made it for me as a gag graduation present and my name is on the back. I knew it was kind of an inside joke with Weezer fans because someone had sent it to me on a Discord server once (and subsequently didn't believe it was my picture because they were sure I wasn't white) but to see it online in the wild is crazy. So I did a reverse image search and turns out, this image has been reposted hundreds of times, gotten hundreds of thousands on likes on Twitter... and I had no idea. Even some of my friends who aren't that much into Weezer have seen it and couldn't believe it's mine.Β 


I guess Weezer condom is my legacy now. Yes, it's still sealed, but well past the expiry date now


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ICARUS, THE DEITY

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that's actually incredible im so jealous


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jealous of weezer condom guy is crazy LOOL

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Rosesofblood

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the weezer condom being expired and never used is a joke in of itself


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I've never had a gf too if that makes it funnier

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katie :D

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waow i never thought id see the weezer condom guy on spacehey, this feels like a jesus sighting


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Soon we're gonna be seeing the condom on toast trust

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strangled planet

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this is by far one of the best blog posts i have ever seen in my life


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glad to have added to this website

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salem 𖀐

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We love you weezer condom guy ️


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I love you too guys I say back

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Wes 🎢,,β˜†

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Istg I have seen that EXACT picture


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It's me.... Weezer condom mind control

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Weezer condom telekinesis

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agent liquidfier chan (lee)

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the weezer condom guy is such a honorable title. i got nothing but respect 4 u πŸ‘Š


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πŸ™πŸ™ ty bro

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Era πŸ‡»πŸ‡ͺπŸ•ŠοΈ

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You will forever be known as the Weezer condom guy.


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An admirable legacy

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PANCAKE EATS SOAP >.<

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OH MY GOD YOUR THE WEEZER CONDOM GUY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING THAT IMAGE, ITS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THING EVER!!!!


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YES THATS ME LOL I'M THE "WEEZER CONDOM GUY"

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And you're welcome soldier 🫑🫑🫑

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