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Category: Life
Ok so me and my dawg crustlord have spruced up Williams crib and it is lowkey fire Though his cabinet is kinda smelly . It’s this one specific cabinet he told us not to touch . Anywho, the nights have been pretty quick, and I’m not worried about any guys out in the forest taking peeks at me and my dawg. » Continue Reading
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Category: Romance and Relationships
So the aliens in the alien polycule have contacted me. I think they want to close the distance, and keep me there. I can’t do that shit… I’m not up for this polycule nonsense anymore!!! I’ve been thinking about a clever way to get out of this- and I found one…. CLONING. I’ll just clone myself, so that I don’t have to actually be with them anymore, » Continue Reading
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Category: Games
So the nerd (william) is like such a fucking nerd he wants me to spread his sad little instagram shit I can't help but be merciful type shi https://www.instagram.com/williamlandlordnotanerd/ yknow maybe I'm not a bad guy after all.. heh... » Continue Reading
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Category: Travel and Places
Update for my homelessness, I am no longer homeless ! Me and my dawg have been given a home by my new landlord william ! ( he is such a nerd emoji bro..) He is letting us stay here rent free for a few weeks, but after that I will need to get a.. job. Sorry you had to see that... *gulp* though, the cabin or whatever has like something wrong about it I guess. It's » Continue Reading
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Category: Romance and Relationships
Some of you dew-rags keep asking me why I'm in an alien polycule , when I am helplessly devoted to my good girl? well it wasn't exactly my choice, fuckers. I was beamed up and next thing I knew I was doing it sloppy style with two go ob gl o bs. (alien for gay whores). I am fluent in their language, but after being beamed down we have been long di » Continue Reading
Category: Pets and Animals
You wanna know where my sadness and emoness led me? ... To the streets. I'm homeles s now.... My parent's kicked me out, after I tried to put my brother through MY PAIN . they didn't understand, and I wanted them to!! grr.... we'll see where this leads me... I still have my dawg with me though. Grimy & Crusty against the world type shi 🖤 » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
I used to be happy … I used to like the color yellow … And now…. I’m emo . 🖤 There is nothing for me … I can’t even be with my good girl… One day, I hope I can be good again. Ugh… » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
you know how I said good girls like bad guys ? Well. It's true. there's a good girl- and I'm a... bad guy. I can't be with her because... I'm too bad... She deserves better » Continue Reading
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Category: News and Politics
I just found out about 9/11 . Yeah . Those sick bastards need to go to hell. Holy shit … That’s just… horrible . » Continue Reading
Category: Romance and Relationships
Why do good girls Like bad guys? 💔 I've had this question for a real long time... » Continue Reading
Category: Life
What? you heard me! hark! I am feeling emo and brooding type shi. (also horny ) (┬┬﹏┬┬) "> » Continue Reading
Category: SpaceHey
So... you may be wondering, What are you talking about yuppiegrime ??? well, I have like lots of friends and stuff, and I have asked them to join as well, so now I'm gonna have like more than 4 friends !!! I know, I'm so cool >;} » Continue Reading
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