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Category: Food and Restaurants
So you know how I said I was gonna be a good boy right Right So I told jack this and he got hard like the little slut he is Wait sorry that’s bad guy talk Jack had a little mishap, and it made him uh Really want to see me do weird things I guess? In short he took me to a gay bar. It’s like one of the freakier ones All I could hear was moan » Continue Reading
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
You heard me! I drop kicked a child. And it felt mean :( I’ve been doing all sorts of bad stuff for so long and now I actually feel the guilt piling up I think… I need to change. I need to be……… A good guy! NO! A good boy .. » Continue Reading
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
So, after the whole spa day thing, me and Jack went home. (we also went shopping during the spa day) he seems a lot happier now. My dawg has been whining about the uh cabinet and I decided to take out the whole cabinet and throw it in a dumpster far away. nobody needs to know I've been sleeping better recently. I feel less watched. sorry if my blog writing is boring as fuck currently the shit reel... » Continue Reading
Category: Religion and Philosophy
So. I left you all on a... cliffhanger. You may be wondering why I am so angered by the shit shivering crap that Jack got up to. Well- he open the goddamn cabinet. there was a dead person in the cabinet. holding a fucking pig. what the fuck???? Jack was just sitting there, staring at this fucking masterpiece of terror. I did » Continue Reading
Category: Games
I'm interrupting our usual blogs with some amazing news.... I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT COOKIE RUN KINGDOM 🤯 I love lesbians » Continue Reading
Category: Friends
Ok so that was a long weekend… My emoness has only grown. I am not some sad little boy. I’m an emo boy. I’m a bad guy. Anyways- the aliens did their thing, and have posted some interesting photos with my clone guy. Apparently he gives good head. Now- more importantly, I have a new roommate. His name is jack. He’s annoying as FUCK . He keeps talking about medieval shit- and like fires » Continue Reading
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Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
These blogs are sooooooo annoying ugh But I need to get my emoness out one way or another… My clone has been created, and I told the company to deliver it to the location where the aliens will be meeting me tomorrow. That is completely out of the way now. Uhhh now I’m going to have a new roommate named jack. I wasn’t told much about him by William but apparently he has ptsd or some shit. This is g... » Continue Reading
Category: Friends
Ok so William told me that I’m gonna have a new roommate soon. This is not cool, cuz we have NO space in this shaggy shed. I’m tempted to open the cabinet . But I will not cuz that would be stupid as hell Anyways, I gotta get ready for a guest ig- JWalkerz is working on my clone as I write this » Continue Reading
Category: Life
Ok so me and my dawg crustlord have spruced up Williams crib and it is lowkey fire Though his cabinet is kinda smelly . It’s this one specific cabinet he told us not to touch . Anywho, the nights have been pretty quick, and I’m not worried about any guys out in the forest taking peeks at me and my dawg. » Continue Reading
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Category: Romance and Relationships
So the aliens in the alien polycule have contacted me. I think they want to close the distance, and keep me there. I can’t do that shit… I’m not up for this polycule nonsense anymore!!! I’ve been thinking about a clever way to get out of this- and I found one…. CLONING. I’ll just clone myself, so that I don’t have to actually be with them anymore, » Continue Reading
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Category: Games
So the nerd (william) is like such a fucking nerd he wants me to spread his sad little instagram shit I can't help but be merciful type shi https://www.instagram.com/williamlandlordnotanerd/ yknow maybe I'm not a bad guy after all.. heh... » Continue Reading
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Category: Travel and Places
Update for my homelessness, I am no longer homeless ! Me and my dawg have been given a home by my new landlord william ! ( he is such a nerd emoji bro..) He is letting us stay here rent free for a few weeks, but after that I will need to get a.. job. Sorry you had to see that... *gulp* though, the cabin or whatever has like something wrong about it I guess. It's » Continue Reading
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