Alien polycule

Some of you dew-rags keep asking me why I'm in an alien polycule, when I am helplessly devoted to my good girl?

well it wasn't exactly my choice, fuckers. 

I was beamed up and next thing I knew I was doing it sloppy style with two goob globs. (alien for gay whores).

I am fluent in their language, but after being beamed down we have been long distance for a while- not sure if it's still going or not.

This does not stop my horniness for my good girl, though.

also- happy pride month type shi.