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Category: Books and Stories
Ok guys so this one’s like out of character and what not I plan to make my blogs more about my life, twisting my already dark world… into something darker So the good girl will be based off of a real person! Crust lord was already based off of my dog :) All sorts of characters will have real life people that will decide how the story goes. That’s all for now ;) » Continue Reading
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
I’m not just bad now, I’m evil!! I’ve had my villain origin story… So when I told my therapist about will a lot of things happened at once- they called the authorities, will appeared, and suddenly my surroundings changed. I was in my house. Will took out a fucking flamethrower and BLASTED my family. He said something along the lines of “snitches get flamed” or some shit Next thing I know he throws... » Continue Reading
Category: Food and Restaurants
Ok so I don’t have much ti but we’re running and there is a weird sketchy ass can it’s white an They’re all dead Dead The next blog will have more information Ifno** The you can be ready for the big banger I go back to bad guy Cya » Continue Reading
Category: Life
So, you may be wondering, what wacky adventure are you up to now good boy??? … Therapy. When I went to return my dawg my parents went ballistic and were all like “what the flip bro” and took me back in (my shit is still at William’s) (not literal shit tho) (I flush) I’d say my life is actually doing better than before, I’ve come to the realization that what me and my good girl had was toxic, and ... » Continue Reading
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Category: Food and Restaurants
So you know how I said I was gonna be a good boy right Right So I told jack this and he got hard like the little slut he is Wait sorry that’s bad guy talk Jack had a little mishap, and it made him uh Really want to see me do weird things I guess? In short he took me to a gay bar. It’s like one of the freakier ones All I could hear was moan » Continue Reading
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
You heard me! I drop kicked a child. And it felt mean :( I’ve been doing all sorts of bad stuff for so long and now I actually feel the guilt piling up I think… I need to change. I need to be……… A good guy! NO! A good boy .. » Continue Reading
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
So, after the whole spa day thing, me and Jack went home. (we also went shopping during the spa day) he seems a lot happier now. My dawg has been whining about the uh cabinet and I decided to take out the whole cabinet and throw it in a dumpster far away. nobody needs to know I've been sleeping better recently. I feel less watched. sorry if my blog writing is boring as fuck currently the shit reel... » Continue Reading
Category: Religion and Philosophy
So. I left you all on a... cliffhanger. You may be wondering why I am so angered by the shit shivering crap that Jack got up to. Well- he open the goddamn cabinet. there was a dead person in the cabinet. holding a fucking pig. what the fuck???? Jack was just sitting there, staring at this fucking masterpiece of terror. I did » Continue Reading
Category: Games
I'm interrupting our usual blogs with some amazing news.... I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT COOKIE RUN KINGDOM 🤯 I love lesbians » Continue Reading
Category: Friends
Ok so that was a long weekend… My emoness has only grown. I am not some sad little boy. I’m an emo boy. I’m a bad guy. Anyways- the aliens did their thing, and have posted some interesting photos with my clone guy. Apparently he gives good head. Now- more importantly, I have a new roommate. His name is jack. He’s annoying as FUCK . He keeps talking about medieval shit- and like fires » Continue Reading
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Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
These blogs are sooooooo annoying ugh But I need to get my emoness out one way or another… My clone has been created, and I told the company to deliver it to the location where the aliens will be meeting me tomorrow. That is completely out of the way now. Uhhh now I’m going to have a new roommate named jack. I wasn’t told much about him by William but apparently he has ptsd or some shit. This is g... » Continue Reading
Category: Friends
Ok so William told me that I’m gonna have a new roommate soon. This is not cool, cuz we have NO space in this shaggy shed. I’m tempted to open the cabinet . But I will not cuz that would be stupid as hell Anyways, I gotta get ready for a guest ig- JWalkerz is working on my clone as I write this » Continue Reading
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