got drunk and decided to go to the dome. (if you aren't from nova scotia, it's the scariest club in the provence) they told me i couldn't bring my skateboard in. i had to leave it outside. bad idea. i go in, i take two shots, 2.50 each, that's the charm of the dome. i go outside to uber home with my hb, MY SKATEBOARD IS STILL THERE!!!!! it's got the devil and skulls and fire on it, i painted it, ... » Continue Reading
broke my phone, tomorrow i'm two weeks no cigarettes, no bf. I have ten dollars to my name. To get on the internet i have to hook my laptop up to the tv because the god damn screen is broken. I did have fifteen dollars but i needed a redbull. i'm drinking that rn and it's just making me stressed because all i had to eat today was one egg. it's fine, i got third eye blind coming out of the tv and ... » Continue Reading
What would you do if I was a dishwasher at your restaurant but I was charming and nonchalant even though I had the worst most disgusting messy job of all time » Continue Reading
By my feet on the sidewalk I noticed a little green grasshopper moving slowly over the cement on its side, kicking it's leg as if it was trying to get up. I grabbed a little twig to help it up until I noticed the ant that was dragging it. It was pulling the injured grasshopper by its face, while another ant showed up and started attacking it's side. My first instinct was to intervene and scare the... » Continue Reading
Why am I anxious???? Literally everything is fine except that I have no money and no huzz and I hate my job and I hate that I'm going through nicotine withdrawal because literally men used to go to war » Continue Reading
Last night I may have been tweaking a bit whatever. Today I am three full days no cigs and I'm feeling completely normal and happy and my skin feels so moisturized and not at all itchy. Thanks for your concern guys but I'm seriously doing so well with this :) » Continue Reading
Q: What would you do if there was an anti-smoking robot holding you at gunpoint telling you not to smoke anymore?? A: First of all, I'd question his motives. Q: He'd say "you're damaging your lungs and it would help the greater good if you quit" A: ok so there's the problem. What good are my lungs to a robot??? Clearly he wants them for an evil robot reason. Q: Lets pretend he's a reasonable guy A... » Continue Reading
fml bro why do the cigarettes have this power over me I'm a strong willed man who can make his own choices This time im really eally gonna kick that football » Continue Reading