I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) Yeah To suck a dick (to suck a dick) It's been a ride Everybody (everybody) I guess I had to cum to that place cum break my hand (cum break my hand) To cum to this one We'll walk this road together, through the storm Now some of you might still be in that place Whatever weather, cold or warm If you're tryna get out (just lettin' you know that you're not alone) Just » Continue Reading
WEIRD BUT 100% TRUE STORY. It was I think 1996 or 97, can't remember which. I was very young. I was in a foster parent's home. I was having a dream about 3 girls. I don't remember names or faces anymore. But I remember the emotions and some of what we did in that dream. We were friends, we played tag and stuff all kinds of stuff. I remember the emotions because in my dream, I had a crush on the o... » Continue Reading
I hate how forgful I am. Almost burnt the house down. I put a plastic plate with bacon on it into the oven this morning to keep house flies off it. We heat the oven up to 425 this evening for garlic bread and when the oven alerts that it's at 425, that's when I open the oven to see the melted plate. Had to clean all that melted plastic off the racks and the bottom of the oven. » Continue Reading
So back in late 2014 or early 2015, a friend and i were walking down some railroad tracks in Montgomery Alabama off mobile highway. We were just exploring. Toward the end of our exploration, we see 2 black men walking down the tracks toward us. One had a red gas can, the other carried an orange duffle bag. I got this feeling that s » Continue Reading
Genie: you have ONE wish, any wish, and I'll grant it! Me: I wish for a bigger mouth so I can fit more food! Genie: really? You can wish for a car, a house, unlimited mon- Me: I SAID BIGGER MOUTH! Genie: 🙄 ight. Granted. » Continue Reading