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MOVE OVER MR BEEST THERES A NEW YOU TOOBER IN TOWN

Category: Parties and Nightlife

my first you toob video i already have 1 comment and 1 like and 1 view its going viral » Continue Reading

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HUGE ZUCCHINI BREAD DRAMA

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT MY "FRIEND" NAMED AS TINY OOMPA (CASTLE A) HAS USED MY FAMOUS ZUCCHINI BREAD RECIPE IN A BAKING COMPETITION. ONE OF OUR MUTUAL FRIENDS OVER AT THE SENIOR CENTER BROUGHT THIS TO MY ATTENTION AND I TELL YOU WHAT MY EARS COULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT THEY WERE WERE HEARING. THIS WAS A FAMOUS ZUCCHINI BREAD RECIPE (METAPROID'S FAMOUS ZUCCHINI BREAD AS PEOPLE CALL IT) AND THE ... » Continue Reading

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TO ANYONE MAKING HEINOUS LIES ABOUT GOTH MOMMIES NOT LIKING ME

Category: News and Politics

I PRESENT TO YOU IRREFUTABLE PHOTO EVIDENCE THAT THE GOTH MOMMIES DO IN FACT ENJOY BEING AROUND ME (AS DO OTHER WOMEN) AND THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE A HARD TIME KEEPING THEM AWAY FROM ME. SOMETIMES IT IS A BURDEN BEING A GOTH MOMMY MAGNET BUT THE TRUTH IS SOMEONE HAS GOT TO DO IT. FOR ALL THOSE WHO DOUBTED OR LIED BEFORE SEEING THIS IMAGE DO NOT WORRY I AM GRACIOUS AND I WILL FORGIVE THIS ONE TIME FOR ... » Continue Reading

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FORMAL APOLOGY FOR SPOILING THE END OF OLD YELLER

Category: Automotive

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT ONE OF MY FAMOUS REVIEWS HAD A LARGE SPOILER IN IT REGARDING THE ENDING OF OLD YELLER. ALTHOUGH IT IS NOT MY FAULT, BUT ACTUALLY YOUR OWN FOR READING MY REVIEW, I AM WILLING TO BE THE BIGGER PERSON AND ISSUE A ONE TIME APOLOGY FOR THIS ISSUE. » Continue Reading

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BIG NEW EXPOSE ON THE CHRONIC LIAR AND FAKE GAMER KNOWN AS "DAD"

Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE YOUTUBER "DAD" (IF THAT EVEN IS HIS REAL NAME, AS HE IS KNOWN TO BE A HABITUAL LIAR AND NOT WELSH) HAS SHOWN MY PICTURE (WHICH IS REAL) ON STREAM AND CLAIMED IT TO BE FAKE. HE HAS ALSO MADE THE BASELESS CLAIM THAT I DO NOT INDEED GET ALL THE GOTH MOMMYS. NEEDLESS TO SAY SOMEONE MUST PUT AN END TO THIS MENACE'S REIGN OF TERROR, AND ME, YOUR FAVORITE GAMER, IS GO... » Continue Reading

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EASY LASAGNA MADE FROM HOME

Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

so go down to your local grocery store and find one of those stouffers premade lasagnas. next you wanna pop that thing in the microwave until it's done. then you get a fork and eat it (or if you're like me just eat it with your hands pairs well with a bottle or two of of cheap vodka » Continue Reading

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my review of the titantic (HUGE SPOILERS)

Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes

well its about this lady who goes on a big ship and then a even bigger shark bites the whole ship and everyone on it dies it was an okay movie but overall i wish there was less water. 9.9/10 » Continue Reading

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