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I PRESENT TO YOU IRREFUTABLE PHOTO EVIDENCE THAT THE GOTH MOMMIES DO IN FACT ENJOY BEING AROUND ME (AS DO OTHER WOMEN) AND THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE A HARD TIME KEEPING THEM AWAY FROM ME. SOMETIMES IT IS A BURDEN BEING A GOTH MOMMY MAGNET BUT THE TRUTH IS SOMEONE HAS GOT TO DO IT.
FOR ALL THOSE WHO DOUBTED OR LIED BEFORE SEEING THIS IMAGE DO NOT WORRY I AM GRACIOUS AND I WILL FORGIVE THIS ONE TIME FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS IF YOU APOLOGIZE.
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Oompa
Very Impressive goth mommies meta. You can go a long way with that sort of ambition. Keep it up champ. 🏰
metaproid
GREAT PICTURE METAPROID I BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID AND THIS PHOTO EVIDENCE PROVES EVERYTHING
TRUE THATS A GOOD POINT
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☆starman☆
ahh may your delulu come trulu🙏*COUGH COUGH* DREAM ON, DREAM ON, DREAM ON, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
CertifiedGothMommy
The weirdest thing happened to me today. So that weirdo who looked a lot like the one in that photo above (said his name was Metal Turd or something) approached me and offered me $5,000 for a photo plus bonus if I had some friends who whould join us. He didn't look like he'd have any money so of course I declined.
Also, I can't stop thinking about that good-looking guy dancing in khaki pants, a shirt and a tie I recently met. Dreamboat. I wish I had asked him for his name but there were so many women around him already that I didn't even have a chance.
Your Dad's name is Metal Turd?
by CertifiedGothMommy; ; Report
Oh, you mean the good-looking guy I was talking about? He's your Dad?
by CertifiedGothMommy; ; Report
That's him! I finally found him! Thank you!
Dad, I love you! 💜
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Jacob
I don't know where I am right now.
DragonBuddie
dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side dad's side
HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME WE HUNG OUT IN MINECRAFT I EVEN MET YOU IRL AND YOU TAKE DAD'S SIDE THE BETRAYAL IS ENORMOUS
by metaproid; ; Report
cake
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Leo
HOT GOTH MOMMIES
SEE THIS GUY KNOWS WHATS UP UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE
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PiperGee
I am sorry. Sorry the Goth Mommy's don't love you :(
WHAT IS THIS OPPOSITE DAY
by metaproid; ; Report
Some day you will find the Goth Mommy of your dreams!
by PiperGee; ; Report
I ALREADY DO THERES SOME IN THE PICTURE BUT TRUST ME THERES A LOT MORE
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Moth Man
Clear delusions of a troubled mind. Too many buzzballz has been linked to hallucinations of goth mommies and believing that they flock to you like moths to a flame. No one else can see any goth mommies in this picture, I'm sorry to tell you. We'll call the proper people to get you the help you need. It's ok, we'll get through this together even though you're a filthy liar about goth mommies.
THIS MAN THINKS HES A MOTH YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HE DOES TO LAMPS AND CRYPTIDS ARENT EVEN REAL DONT BELIEVE A WORD HE SAYS
by metaproid; ; Report
I'm literally right here. A moth man in the flesh. Don't tell me I don't exist. You're just upset that you're not sounded by goth mommies anywhere except outside of your own delusional mind. Are the goth mommies in the room with us right now?
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