HUGE ZUCCHINI BREAD DRAMA

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT MY "FRIEND" NAMED AS TINY OOMPA (CASTLE A) HAS USED MY FAMOUS ZUCCHINI BREAD RECIPE IN A BAKING COMPETITION. ONE OF OUR MUTUAL FRIENDS OVER AT THE SENIOR CENTER BROUGHT THIS TO MY ATTENTION AND I TELL YOU WHAT MY EARS COULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT THEY WERE WERE HEARING. THIS WAS A FAMOUS ZUCCHINI BREAD RECIPE (METAPROID'S FAMOUS ZUCCHINI BREAD AS PEOPLE CALL IT) AND THE FACT THAT HE WOULD STUPE SO LOW AS TO STEEL IT ABSOLUTELY BAFFLES ME.

THIS IS A BETRAYAL GRATER THAN WE HAVE EVER SEEN IN PROBABLY THE CENTURY IF NOT THE MILLENNIUM AND I WILL BE CONTACTING MY LOCAL POLICE STATION TO PLEASE DEAL WITH THIS SCOUNDREL SO THAT I MAY SEE JUSTICE AND HE MAY NEVER HURT ANYONE ELSE IN THIS WAY AGAIN