"HEY PAUL!"
she/her - unicorn breeder - spinosaurus hunter ♓︎
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Category: Romance and Relationships
my father started dating a woman. an older woman, 8 or so years older than him. damn does she look younger than him, though. at first i kind of hated it. i lived with him for around 8-9 years since he gained legal custody of me, and it was always just me and him. my father didn't date, not from what i could remember anyway. the one girlfriend i remember him having, he was insanely more rude and me... » Continue Reading
Category: Life
screaming "gonks!" when i'm in a store and see obvious eyes hidden by hat statues labeled "gnomes" listing out every possible insult i can think of to, "what did i do?" in response to "die." dramatically dancing out exactly what the lyrics are saying to a song playing out loud, as if i'm a mime staring at strangers passing by, too involved with each other to realize i'm secretly planning out seven... » Continue Reading
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