hey guys its me ella obviously fucking max wont answer me. Im trying to get him to come to the library w me to study and he literally messaged me this morning like hey can we go tonite? and its tonite and now he wont answer. max if u see this im going to the library meet me there bye » Continue Reading
hey y’all in seminar and my laptop is dead i’m so bored i may die. going over to maxs tonite and wes havin a sleepoverrrrrr. we gonna get gyg and drink stuff. gonna be lit » Continue Reading
hey y’all in seminar and my laptop is dead i’m so bored i may die. going over to maxs tonite and wes havin a sleepoverrrrrr. we gonna get gyg and drink stuff. gonna be lit » Continue Reading
hey yall we are so back. me n max are currently in our uni law lecture and YOU KNOW were gonna keep pretending to be kidnapped and also writing amazing short stories. some things never change. also, my band TDI toilet shed, is releasing an EP soon so be sure to stay updated. I know you guys have missed me but dont worry, were back. max isnt tho hes so inactive. ill tell him to be more active. but ... » Continue Reading
it was a pink, fleshy november day. i woke up to the long smell of hotdog roasting in the bathroom downstairs. I jumped down the stairs to see if i could help ride the dinner. My mum said "see if cousin needs a fresh dildo," So i carried a tray of glasses full of cum to the closet. When i got there, i couldn't believe my toes! The knives were sitting on the pillow. madlibs, by gemma and ella » Continue Reading
it was a pink, fleshy november day. i woke up to the long smell of hotdog roasting in the bathroom downstairs. I jumped down the stairs to see if i could help ride the dinner. My mum said "see if cousin needs a fresh dildo," So i carried a tray of glasses full of cum to the closet. When i got there, i couldn't believe my toes! The knives were sitting on the pillow. madlibs, by gemma and ella » Continue Reading
toes are great for looking at and sucking yum. i love to look and touch toes every single second of my life. today i touched like 10 million big toes they were painted rainbow yuck. it disgusted me i came everywhere. there was so much cum you wouldn’t believe your eyes. my doctor said “i have a toe problem” and frankly i don’t care i would suck any toe regardless of whether it has fungus or bunion... » Continue Reading
toes are great for looking at and sucking yum. i love to look and touch toes every single second of my life. today i touched like 10 million big toes they were painted rainbow yuck. it disgusted me i came everywhere. there was so much cum you wouldn’t believe your eyes. my doctor said “i have a toe problem” and frankly i don’t care i would suck any toe regardless of whether it has fungus or bunion... » Continue Reading
in my previous blog post i mentioned a song that the TDI toilet shed (the band that me and max are in) released. it is called lets get lit. It is available on literally every single streaming platform out there. Hopefully the links below work otherwise thats just frankly quite embarrassing. lets get lit - spotify » Continue Reading
hello my farts (my chosen name for the smella fandom) IM BACK BABY. Okay update, ive graduated and me and max dont go to school together anymore sad but our legal studies inspired us to study law which we will be doing at the same college (harvard. Its kinda indie you may have heard of it) so dont worry out blogs and stories arent going anywhere. as for what we will be doing in the meantime, were ... » Continue Reading
max was away yesterday and today and isnt answering any calls. theres a lady serial killer on the lose near his house! if someone could respond to this who is brave enough to go over and check out if hes okay. Ill put his address in the comments. THIS IS NOT A JOKE » Continue Reading