context: i made up a conservative boomer character to troll on quora and i got banned the same day i made my account… i never even said anything bad i was just acting dense on there In Loving Memory » Continue Reading
When I pull up to the spot, all the bitches love me Your momma, your aunt, and your sister on me Plug-n-play with your girl like it's USB You be takin' her to Wendy's, I'mma take her to the keys I'm in bed with your shawty I eat her like (SAAAAAATAAAAAA AANDAGIIIIIIIII) I go too hard in this shit, Osama bin Laden, they're tryna bomb me You're in her Insta comments, I'm in her bedsheets callin' her... » Continue Reading
i posted this as a bulletin but this shit needs to be preserved within only FIVE (5) days, kendrick lamar has dropped... euphoria (april 30) » Continue Reading
Prayboi Carti - Stop Breathing (from Whole Lotta Rejoicing ) I get off the cross and all of Rome stop breathing I get off the cross and all of Rome get on their knees, sing, Jesus is our savior, the good fortune of God he brings I get off the cross and all of Rome stop breathing Ever since our savior died Ever since our savior died I been following him, he my guide Got my bible study, he our guide » Continue Reading
bulls point guard, that’s derrick rose secretly a poet with this derrick prose takin some flicks, he strikes a derrick pose weird ass shoes, what are derrick those?????? » Continue Reading
if you hold down the ctrl button (might be cmd on macbook idk how those work) when you press the "save all" button... (the one that looks like this) ...it'll open a new tab instead of doing the reload thing it does if you just click it, so you can go back to the first tab and in the editor you'll be in the same place you left off on thisll be really useful if your CSS code has a lot of style rules... » Continue Reading
disclaimer: i know jack shit about cars so this list is entirely based on how cool i think they look Scion xB (2003-2015) pictured: first generation, 2006 model YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this and *maybe* the nissan cube are the only good cube cars… the kia soul just makes me » Continue Reading
im most likely not writing these into full-fleshed SCP pieces (or at least not publishing them to the official site because they suck) so have fun with these... but if you do put em on the site please at least mention my name or something an mp3 player with every song ever on it a car that lets you fast travel a baking tray that makes weed brownies when you try to bake brownies with it regardless ... » Continue Reading
dont take it personally if you do some of these its just weird shit in my brain that makes me dislike it using “he or she” instead of just “they” AGHHHHHHH this one pisses me off… like its 2024 and youre still usin this contrived ass phrase instead of the ONE WORD THAT COULD EASILY SERVE AS A SUBSTITUTE???????????? its FUCKING THEY!!!!!!!!! THEY!!!!!!!!!!!! the terms “VHS tape” and “cassette tape”... » Continue Reading
now these are just my opinions so dont get your panties in a twist… i apologize in advance to any darko milicic fans Sam Bowie Year: 1984 Round: 1 Pick: 2 Picked by: Portland Trailblazers Picked after: Hakeem Olajuwon Picked over: MICHAEL FUCKING JORDAN MICHAEL JORDAN????? MICHAEL FUCKING JORDAN??????? fuck whoever was after him THEY PASSED OVER MICHAEL FUCKING JORDAN » Continue Reading