context: i made up a conservative boomer character to troll on quora and i got banned the same day i made my account… i never even said anything bad i was just acting dense on there

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In Loving Memory

Derrick Gary Bing Jr.

June 10, 2024 - June 10, 2024

Cause of death: Banned from Quora

man it feels like just yesterday that i met derrick… except it wasnt, it was actually like 12 hours ago

derrick led an honorable life, as a kid he worked in the coal mines with his dead brother (unrelated to mining). he studied at the sumeru akedeymia and he recieved a NON-WOKE degree in Conservative Arts with a minor in Thug Shaker.

i will miss his unwavering wisdom, his greatest quote is:

“Oats are for WOKE LIBERALS

Eat dirt from the ground like a real man

Sent from my iPhone”

if he was here right now he would probably say:

“Mourning? What is this WOKE NON-SENSE? If my father caught me ‘mourning’ he would run me over with his truck and then beat me

Sent from my iPhone”

rest easy derrick. the WOKE MOB may have CANCELLED you from quora but your TRIGGERING and POLITICALLY INCORRECT spirit lives on. also im probably gonna make an alt account on spacehey of you

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again this is SATIRE and derrick bing is a CHARACTER i made up… i am not a conservative and i do not hold any conservative beliefs