"I'm bored out of my mind"
14 y/o, They/He/It, another stupid american
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Category: Writing and Poetry
The sun is always out. There's no way to control it. It never goes under 80 degrees fahrenheit. It's illegal to sell long sleeved/legged clothes. There's no law about making them though. It rains every other day like it's on a timer. There's no artificial source of light here. There's no need to have it here, but that all changed. One day, the sun went out. It want way under 80 degrees fahrenheit.... » Continue Reading
Category: Writing and Poetry
I open the front door and walk inside. The only sounds are the AC and my own footsteps. I head into the kitchen. I place the groceries down onto the island. I no long have to worry about them getting stolen before i am able to put them away. The grocery bill has gone down substantially. I no longer have to work over time to pay for it. I had to start doing that after my wife died. I look down to s... » Continue Reading
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
There is a movie from 1985 that pretty much everyone has seen. At first, the title has nothing to do with it until you do research on it. It's The Breakfast Club. I am back with another delusional essay for y'all. It's about how Allison Reynolds x John Bender is real. Let's get started! We're starting about 8.5 minutes into the movie. Allison is chewing on her nails. Bender says to her, "You keep ... » Continue Reading
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Heathers is a cult classic movie with a pretty good musical adaptation. We don’t talk about the TV show. We all know that Jason “J. D.” Dean and Veronica Sawyer are the main couple in the movie. But what if JD had actually had eyes for another girl that isn’t Veronica? Hi, my name is Salem and welcome to my TED Talk. Today, I will be yapping about how JDuke (Jason “J. D.” Dean x Heather Duke) is r... » Continue Reading
Category: Books and Stories
So I'm doing this little ARG thing on this platform and Pinterest. It's basically from the point of view from this guy who has suspicious stuff happening around him. I originally wanted this to be a game but I can't code. I turned it into an ARG instead. Here's the link to it: https://spacehey.com/townoverthehill » Continue Reading
Category: Writing and Poetry
The majority of Medflower (Anya x Daisuke) fics are smut. (57.1428571% to be exact) Help me. I know Daisuke is canonically a freak but still. For comparison, here's percentages for other ships: -JDuke (Jason "J. D." Dean x Hea » Continue Reading
Category: Art and Photography
I finally put my Killjoy OC onto CharacterHub. Here's the link to her: https://characterhub.com/character/funky-fox » Continue Reading
Category: School, College, University
My school was having a class election for president and vice president. My crush ran for vice president and I voted for him. If I didn’t have a crush on him, I’d still probably vote for him. I trust him in that position. He didn’t get elected, but the popular kid on my bus got that position. He never does really any of his work. How can you trust him as class vice president?! This whole thing just... » Continue Reading
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Category: Music
I just found out about Warped Tour 25. It’s not coming anywhere near where I live. I am so sad. I was excited to see blink-182 and Frank Iero and the Future Violents live. I already couldn’t see the Saviors Tour, because it can to my town on a school night. *crying intensifies* Ok, bye bye. Have a good day Children » Continue Reading
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