Crimicase is Real: An Esaay

There is a movie from 1985 that pretty much everyone has seen. At first, the title has nothing to do with it until you do research on it. It's The Breakfast Club. I am back with another delusional essay for y'all. It's about how Allison Reynolds x John Bender is real. Let's get started!

We're starting about 8.5 minutes into the movie. Allison is chewing on her nails. Bender says to her, "You keep eatin' your hand, you won't be hungry for lunch." I know he's technically teasing her but it's kinda cute that he's looking out for her. She spits a nail at him in response and he says "I've seen you before, you know." Staring across the hallway at her, maybe? He also gives her a slight, actual smile and not a smirk.

At 11:25 into the movie, she's looking over her shoulder to stare at him. She's purposefully sitting with her back to him. I think someone's trying to hide their staring. She does it again at 12:00, 12:15, 12:20, 12:30, 12:38, 12:46, etc into the movie.

At 17:05, Bender speaks for her when she crawls into a ball when Dick is scolding the kids. He says, "She doesn't talk, sir." She squeaks after he says that. She probably disappeared because of her social anxiety (me too, girl) and she didn't want to see her boyfriend get yelled at. She was slightly peaking out into the open once Dick stops yelling at him to get Andrew to prop the door open. You can see her biting her lip when he gets yelled at again. We know Allison is going to all the detentions Bender has in the next 2 months. Even though he says, "I'm thrilled," in a passive aggressive manner, we all know he is genuine about that statement.

At 22:15, it looks like Bender was staring at her until he fell asleep.

After she says "Ha!" around 24:53, it cuts to Bender looking at her and I swear his pupils get bigger. Later on, Andrew asks him, "Why do you have to insult everbody?" He responds with "I'm being honest, asshole." There's one person he doesn't say any bad about. It's Allison. That means he thinks she can do no wrong. Something someone in love would say.

When Bender says, "Have you ever been felt-up...over the bra...under the blouse, your shoes off, hoping to God your parents don't walk in?" to Claire, it cuts to Allison turning away from the conversation. Her face is little pink like she's blushing. It doesn't cut to anyone else that's not a part of the conversation besides her. Is it try to imply that her and Bender have been in that situation before? Maybe when he says, "Over the panties...no bra...blouse unbuttoned...Calvins in a ball on the front seat, past 11:00 on a school night?" he's describing another situation he has been in with her. It does cut to Andrew when he says it, but he looks so uncomfortable and grossed out it makes Allison's reaction look very flustered and embarrassed.

When Andrew forces Bender to the ground, Allison looks terrified. This is random but at 31:50, she's definitely checking him out. From 33:14 to 33:26, he is definitely staring at her. He's being obvious about it.

At 37:18, he throws a coke back at her and she catches it without even looking up. He's deeply staring at her from.39:00 to 39:19. I'm pretty sure he doesn't even blink. She literally winks at him. What more do y'all want?! While he is sitting at Brian's table with him, you can tell she's looking more at Bender than the other.

When he's doing the impression of Brian's family, she props her hand up and lays her chin on it. Trust me, you only hit that pose if you're staring at someone you like or are really bored and spaced out. She gives Andrew a dirty look at 43:07, because he made her "boyfriend" have a temper tantrum.

When they're running through the hallway, Allison is definitely staring at Benders booty. At one point when they stop, she waits for him until she starts running again.

At 49:54, it looks like she had been crying, maybe about her "boyfriend" getting in trouble. When he falls through the ceiling, she has her feet up on the table. She hasn't done it at all before in the movie. When you like someone, you start to imitate their posture and phases. Y'know who else has their feet up on a table in this movie? John Bender. Around 53:44, she makes a sound that sounds more like love sick giggling than normal laughter. From her angles she could tell what Bender was doing under the table.

When they're smoking weed, Allison looks like she's debating to go over there or not. I have a head canon that she has asthma or something, so she knows she can't go over hear the smoke. Bender is sitting next to an open chair and has his arm around it. It's almost like he's inviting her over.

Bender might have so many girlfriends to cover up the fact that he's dating Allison (and also the fact he's bi), and the "girlfriends" in his wallet don't even exist. He just got them out of magazines and random pictures he finds. Allison calls Andrew "Sporto". Y'know who else does that? JOHN BENDER!

Now, we've gotten to the part that inspired me to write this whole thing. During the group therapy scene, Allison says, "I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either." While she says it, she looks at the ground then at Bender that Claire (who she was talking to). Before she says that atvall, she glances at him. She turns her head to look at him. After Claire says, "You are lying," and she says, "I already have," Bender turns his head to look it at her. To me, he's intrigued and/or like "Don't share our secret."

Her whole thing with screwing het shrink might be code for her screwing Bender. I'm just spiralling at this point. When Claire says, "Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love? Don't you want respect?", Bender looks offended. That might just further my point that the whole shrink thing is a code.

Allison reveals that the whole shrink thing is fake and she's really a compulsive liar. A good liar can bend the truth, so that furthers my point of the shrink thing being code. When Claire says, "You are such a bitch! You did that on purpose, just to fuck me over," Bender is smirking like crazy and he looks in between her and Allison. He's proud of his "girlfriend"'s lying skills.

At 1:19:02, Allison can be seen crying, probably over her "boyfriend"'s outburst and his horrible home life. She literally looks at him and bites her lip at 1:19:50.

When Claire says, "Why don't you take Allison to one of your heavy metal vomit parties?", Allison and Bender give each other a look that says, " How did she find out about this?". She is literally holding in her laughter.

After Andrew laughs at Brian admitting he wanted to kill himself, Bender and Allison look at each other and smile. She admits the reason she was at detention was she had nothing better to do. When she does, she glances at him real quick. Then, it cuts to him smirking and staring at her. He bursts out laughing, probably trying to cover something up. My theory is she knew that Bender got detention and went so, they could spend time together. They had to abandon that plan when they saw the others were there.

During the dance scene, there are 3 groups of people dancing together. The boys, the girls, and Allison & Bender. This might be hinting at their relationship.

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