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he/it/e, bisexual and a-spec, therian
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Category: Life
So since it's Halloween, I figured I would go to school in costume. However, I'm dressed up as Bobby Worst and nobody knows who that is so when they ask, "Who are you dressed up as?" I just have to say, "A perverted old man." NOT TO MENTION THAT NOBODY ELSE IS IN COSTUME!!!!!111 AAAAAAHHHHHHHHh I'll probably update this and talk about how the day has been - UPDATE - Okay, so I went the whole day w... » Continue Reading
Category: Life
So my gay uncles (not related to them, they're just so close to us my family calls them uncle) are over at my house and they're like chaos entities trapped in two surprisingly young-looking fifty year old fruity men. The two of them were talking about their boyfriends and dating and stuff and then they brought up this show called Naked Dating or something. My dad looked at my little brother and sa... » Continue Reading
Category: Writing and Poetry
So I'm like horrified of the ocean and going in it, and I wrote a poem about it in 5th grade and found it many years later and fixed it, so here it is: Ocean, ocean, why harm me? » Continue Reading
Category: Life
There was this girl in my class who was being an ass towards me. For the sake of anonymity, we'll call her Allie. So, I was talking to this girl who was going to write "Have a nice day" on the white board, and I was like, "Dude, somebody is gonna ruin that. Maybe draw something concerning, like gore to make them not think you're a pussy." I didn't say exactly that, because I'm not that much of an ... » Continue Reading
Category: Life
So I was walking my dog in the woods, like any normal person would. I was wearing my usual alt attire and all of that shit. There were people walking towards me on the trail I was walking on, and I didn't feel like doing that awkward "Hey" as I passed them by, so I turned around. My dog was sniffing around like crazy, and I got tangled in his leash, so I wasn't aware of this guy about my age on a ... » Continue Reading
Category: Life
So I was scrolling through my YouTube recommended when I saw this meme compilation recommended to me called "Memes Of Your Childhood" and I expected to like not relate to it at all because I'm not like a 90s kid and I feel like I'm pretty Gen-Z and all of that. But, I clicked on it and started watching, and I related to Every. Single. Goddamn. Meme. Like it actually does feel like people are out t... » Continue Reading
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
I saw someone make something like this so I decided to make one too because why not? Bobby Worst - Brandon Rogers Cinematic Universe Bryce Tankthrust - Brandon Rogers Cinematic Universe » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
So, as you could tell from the title, I came out to my grandma as a transmasculine nonbinary. I made a whole fucking presentation about it, explaining what gender identity, gender presentation, dysphoria, sexual orientation, and romantic orientation is so she could understand what I was talking about when I came out to her. Now, I will say, my grandma is considered conservative. My mother and fath... » Continue Reading
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Look at this beautiful, beautiful woman. I'm just sayin'... I could rant about her for hours. If you haven't watched any Brandon Rogers videos, you definitely should. Especially ones with........ ✨Bryce Tankthrust✨✨✨✨ I'm a huge simp if you couldn't tell. That's all :)))) font-size: 150%; } h1,h2,h3,h4,h5{ » Continue Reading
Category: Life
So yesterday I woke up at around 1:00pm, and I was like, "............I should definitely slap some makeup onto my face like an idiot." So, I spent approximately three minutes in front of the mirror rapidly applying eyeshadow and doing eyeliner (I'm actually surprised the eyeliner didn't look lopsided, honestly, considering how I literally spent thirty seconds doing it) and putting fucking BLACK F... » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
It's really difficult being fem and also transmasc. Like, to most people, I look like a cis girl. I wear dresses, or fitted things, or really anything that accentuates my feminine features. And I love dressing like this! It's so great to look hot and put together, y'all. But the problem with my gender presentation is that it gets me misgendered. All. The. Fucking. Time. I'm not saying that it's ev... » Continue Reading
Category: Life
Okay.. so I was in health class and this guy (he's kind of a friend I don't know well) says, "Hey Bobby- when did you dye your hair green?" And I just stared at him. My hair has been dyed green since school started. ANYWAY, I told him that after a very long pause and he was like, "I don't notice things very well." I was sitting on the floor and he was sitting in a chair, so I stood up so he could ... » Continue Reading
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