HM DO YOU NOTICE

Okay.. so I was in health class and this guy (he's kind of a friend I don't know well) says, "Hey Bobby- when did you dye your hair green?" And I just stared at him.

My hair has been dyed green since school started.

ANYWAY, I told him that after a very long pause and he was like, "I don't notice things very well."

I was sitting on the floor and he was sitting in a chair, so I stood up so he could look at me better. *SIDE NOTE: If he wasn't sitting he would like tower over me, he's soooo fucking tall JESUS CHRIST*

I said, "Okay, well notice some things," and spread my arms out as if I were about to hug him. Now, I'm pretty... big-chested... so he certainly notices some things. Two things. Immediately, he looks away and I find this amusing, so I ask him what he noticed that made him look away.

He's like, "...Er, nothing..." and continues to avoid eye-contact.

I, seeing an opportunity to make someone flustered, continue to ask him and my other friend (who is also very tall. Between her and the guy I'm talking to, I'm the shortest. Soooo fun...) joins in.

Some of the funny things he did when we asked him what he noticed were...

- Making squeezing motions with his hands while saying "...You know..."

- "...Mountains-"

- "You've got such big- SUCH A BIG... personality..."

Eventually, I just asked my other friend sarcastically, "HMM, I WONDER... IS HE TALKING ABOUT MY BOOBS?!??!?!"

And she was like, "HMM I THINK SO, YEAH!"

That made the guy flustered or something, but I pretended like I wasn't teasing him the whole time and said, "Well gee! You could have just said so!"

(My friend who was helping me tease the guy later said, "You know, I would be a liar if I said I didn't notice your boobs either, but you know, you're hot." IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO SAY THAT Y'ALL!)

Anyway, I just thought that was funny so I would share it. And I mean no offense to the guy who was all flustered, I kind of invited this to happen and he's a great guy so yeah.

-UPDATE-

Okay, I think I'm gonna try to seduce this guy or something. He's my friend now and it's really fun to tease him. That, and he gives really, really good hugs like OH MY GOD.