cosplay bs

So yesterday I woke up at around 1:00pm, and I was like, "............I should definitely slap some makeup onto my face like an idiot."
So, I spent approximately three minutes in front of the mirror rapidly applying eyeshadow and doing eyeliner (I'm actually surprised the eyeliner didn't look lopsided, honestly, considering how I literally spent thirty seconds doing it) and putting fucking BLACK FACEPAINT IN MY EYEBROWS THAT TOOK FOREVER TO GET OUT... I also did a green lipstick thing. Basically, I was trying to cosplay Bobby Worst. 

For who? Nobody.

(I also did a fake mustache but it looked like shit on me so I decided to be genderbent Bobby Worst.) I then put on the most hideous faux leather pants and fitted shirt.

I started taking like a fuck ton of pictures of myself on a shitty school computer in this cosplay, when I decided, "HMMMM, MAYBE I SHOULD DO AN EDIT OF MYSELF IN THIS COSPLAY WITH THESE PICTURES." I will emphasize that it would be a VERY fucking ironic edit of myself.

So after I washed off ALL OF THE MAKEUP (and it was a shit ton), I did one of those Tiktok transition things- I don't even know, man- And then proceeded to slap ALL OF THE MAKEUP BACK ON SO I COULD RECORD LESS THAN TEN SECONDS OF ME IN THE MAKEUP. Because I was really fucking bored.

By then it was like 3:00pm, and it was time to start editing this stupid piece of shit I called a video. I sat in the same fucking chair for three hours straight without getting up to go to the bathroom, get a snack, stretch, or do any basic human functions. At 6:00pm I was satisfied with the burning pile of shit I created, and I finished it.

TLDR:

I slapped two metric tons of shitty fucking makeup on my face and recorded myself being a horny terrorist for FIVE FUCKING HOURS for a thirty second long video. Yaaay.

(Also after all of that was done, I forgot to take the makeup off so I walked downstairs and my family saw me and screamed :D)