gee, why am i like this?

There was this girl in my class who was being an ass towards me. For the sake of anonymity, we'll call her Allie. So, I was talking to this girl who was going to write "Have a nice day" on the white board, and I was like, "Dude, somebody is gonna ruin that. Maybe draw something concerning, like gore to make them not think you're a pussy." I didn't say exactly that, because I'm not that much of an asshole, but that's what I meant without all of the sugar coating I added irl.
Anyway, Allie hears that I'm talking about gore and stabbing people, because the girl and I were talking about that, and walks over and is just like,

"Umm... not to be rude or anything, but like why are you like this?"

And I ask her what she means, and she makes a gesture with her hand, motioning to how I dress, and says, "Like that."

I just said, "Because... I can? I like to?"

And she was like, "But why do you hate like... bubbly happy things? Like why do you hate me?" LIKE THIS GIRL THINKS DRESSING IN A WAY I LIKE MEANS I PERSONALLY HATE HER AND HER CHOICES JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T MAKE THE SAME ONES AS HER.

AND THEN, THIS BITCH HAS THE AUDACITY TO ASK, "And why do you like... act so weird? Like, why do you have this personality? Couldn't you just... not?

Girl.

Honey boo boo.

Sweetie.

Girlie pop.

YOU'RE ASKING ABOUT MY PERSONALITY. IT'S NOT EXACTLY SOMETHING I CAN CHANGE. And why does she even give a shit? When she turns thirty, do you think she's going to reminisce on this guy who she thought was weird and emo when she was a teenager, or will she focus on more important things? Like maybe her job as a sad grocery store worker because the most exciting thing in her life will be attending high school football games and caring what other people thought of her instead of trying to make it in the world. 

ANYWAAAAAYYYY... I let her know all of the things I just wrote, because I'm not really the shy type. And also, my teacher was mocking the questions she was asking me, and eventually she shut up, BUT NOT BEFORE THE WHOLE CLASS WAS PESTERING ME WITH THESE STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONSSSSS.

God. I'm glad that's over lol