Detective

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"tried 2 redo my profile & hated it"

19yo // Aussie He/him : Ix/ixs

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complaining about dating life and makeup

Category: Life

why the fuck is makeup so expensive. there's genuinely no reason outside of it's marketed to women and thus can be whatever price Big Makeup sets it to because society expects them to wear it and hates when they don't. which must be fucking awful for a woman. also sucks as a guy just trying to get a glittery eyelid before work.  also i'm so over being single. i just wanna date a nice man but unfor... » Continue Reading

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first largely straight friend group

Category: Life

im making a ton of new friends ( i think ? they all seem really passive-aggressive to each other, myself included, but i think it's just their way of bonding ??? this generation is cooked ) but it's a little exhausting.  i've frequently been referred to as "the gay guy" and it's so irritating. they're mostly nice about it but i get weird looks when i pick up sparkly stuff and talk about makeup. my... » Continue Reading

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pressure is terrifying ?

Category: Games

i never bothered playing it cuz a) never been a huge roblox guy and b) i figured it'd be one of those rubbish trying too hard horror games that roblox is infested with but holy shit ove it. the first few runs i did were a little underwhelming but i am OBSESSED with the voice acting and detail that goes into the lore. you get a goodbye message whenever u leave !?!??!!! fucking crazy. never had anyt... » Continue Reading

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ads are getting worse?

Category: SpaceHey

every time i get on here there's more ads than last time. i've logged on four times today and each time the first two to three pages of the recent blogs section has been full of these bullshit fucking ads. i can't even be bothered to filter them out anymore » Continue Reading

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birthday's gonna suck

Category: Life

it's in 8 days and i'm already over it. i start my first day at a new course thing on my birthday. i'm so pissed about it but i really need this course and it's not like i'd do anything anyway. i don't talk to any of my friends anymore. we aren't really alike and i got tired of pretending we were. the only one i do talk to has been avoiding me lately for genuinely no reason. i'm worried about him.... » Continue Reading

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life updates ughh

Category: Life

hello my beloved friends/mutuals/strangers grahhhhhh  i have to go see extended family for the first time in like. 9 years tomorrow. last time they saw me i was just a wee chap. now i've got a thick moustache & i'm covered in face piercings. long hair and nails. gayest bloke on the block. i'm so scared of disappointing them or something IDEK !!! it's not like they don't know -- my mom talks about ... » Continue Reading

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getting old is so weird

Category: SpaceHey

i know, i'm not old. but i am getting older and it's so strange seeing kids with like "class of 2028" or "2011 baby" in their bios because what !!!!!! what do you mean 2011 baby. you're like fucking four years old how are you on the internet. holy shit you're fourteen. what the fuck like one of my support group workers was talking about their friends baby which was only born last year and... what ... » Continue Reading

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FUCKING ADS !!!!

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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THE ADS !!!!!!!!!! ðŸ˜­ðŸ˜­ðŸ˜­ðŸ˜­ðŸ˜­ i've tried so hard to just ignore and block them but they come back double the size ! i just want to read blogs and find people to befriend ! i don't give a fuck about your powerwasher and cryptocurrency ! fuck so far off and stay there ! » Continue Reading

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où sont les utilisateurs français 🇫🇷 🇫🇷

Category: SpaceHey

désolé pour mon orthographe et ma grammaire, je suis anglophone et j'utilise Google Traduction pour les mots que je ne connais pas.  où sont les utilisateurs français!?!?!! :-( J'ai trop peur de leur parler mais je veux lire les blogs pour m'améliorer... si vous lisez ceci et que vous êtes français, bloguez davantage, s'il te plaît ceci tres mauvaise écriture, désolé  :-( » Continue Reading

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removing friends ???

Category: SpaceHey

just removed like half of my friendlist cuz most of them haven't been online in a month and/or don't post how. do i remove someone who doesn't have the contacting section. ?????? i'm so confused not the end of the world if i can't but a little weird that you're able to remove it altogether (unless i'm just struggling to find it and it is in fact there) » Continue Reading

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IM SCARED AHH

Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

oh my gawdddd. been applying for jobs and one a 10-20m bus ride from me gave me a call and although they don't have enough room for me atm they're willing to pay for me to get a cert III in hospitality and all the responsible service stuff i'd need for a bar i'm so scared ðŸ˜­ i didn't think any of them would actually get back to me i have to go in on MONDAY I'M SO NOT READY I LIED ON MY CV !! I SAID... » Continue Reading

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the art of procrastinating art

Category: Art and Photography

i want to draw.  but it's in my artistic nature to find literally anything else to do might redo my profile :P » Continue Reading

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