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Category: Blogging
INSTALL LINUX ON YOUR COMPUTER!! I know, I know. You probably think that Linux is for fat nerds who, despite not being able to make a single friend who they didn't meet at a DnD game or school gaming club, is a genius with computers and knows just about every single thing a person can possibly know about how to use them and how they work. A human wikipedia page, basically. I thought so too. But in... » Continue Reading
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hello little gaylings in my screen. I have finally returned. lemme catch y'all up to speed rq. basically for the last couple weeks of August, I banned myself from using my desktop computer because it made it harder for me to fall asleep. still haven't turned it on but that's moreso because I don't really want to. i'm actually typing this during my ethnic studies class lol. now onto business: it's ... » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
whether i like it or not, summer's end is fast approaching. every year around this time of the season, i feel a lot of melancholy. i look back on my summer and say "wow what a waste of time". despite all the plans i had set out, it all ties back to how much money i'm willing to spend. yes, i was going to go on a big trip this summer and have myself a little adventure. but the money i needed to spe... » Continue Reading
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it's not some divine secret that pollinators (bees, butterflies, etc) get all their energy from flowers. you can't have one without thinking about the other, it's just basic instinct. it is also no secret that pollinators are, quite literally, running out. bees, butterflies, and others are quickly losing their populations. it's funny, but when i was a little kid i would get scared whenever i saw a... » Continue Reading
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one night ago i smoked the remaining half of a joint i had kicking around in my room. it was midnight and even though everyone was sleeping, i didn't want to wake anyone up with the smell of weed or have that smell stick in my room. so i walked outside to a field next to my old elementary school and smoked it the best i could with the wind constantly blowing out my lighter. as i walked back to my ... » Continue Reading
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i never really thought about it, but i have been alive for seventeen years. and in those seventeen years, i never actually realized that i'm about to be an adult until very recently. there were a few things that really signaled just how old i am. the first was the announcement of generation beta. the second was the very recent notification that my best friend is now a college student, and the also... » Continue Reading
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers
today is the first day where i no longer have a job. since i already complained about what was terrible, awful, no good, very bad about it, i'm gonna make a list of the things that i liked about it: i've met more LGBTQ+ couples working there than i've met in my entire life it paid really really well my boss wasn't a moron, unlike my last job the coworkers were fine. i could tell there was a big so... » Continue Reading
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Category: Jobs, Work, Careers
I GIVE THEM EVERYTHING THEY NEED TO KNOW AND THEY STILL DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO, ALWAYS! and it's not because i'm a bad server. i'm a VERY good server. it's because THEY'RE STUPID!! alright, enough of the daniel hentschel references. if y'all don't know about the funny gag I just did, it was a refe » Continue Reading
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Category: Blogging
not too long ago I read a book called Skinny Bitch. it was published in 2004 by a woman-comedy duo. y'know, one of those "we like to swear and be bastards and we're self aware about it" kind of things. lots of swears, very blunt, occasionally kind of funny, and hasn't aged great. anyway, it was basically an entire 190 page book promoting the one thing that these, very accomplished and professional... » Continue Reading
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Category: Religion and Philosophy
i must be the only person on the face of the earth who has ever thought this. i don't mean this in a poetic way, or a transgender way, or a metaphorical way, or anything like that. living in a body is weird, literally. you ever really think about how you can control your fingers without thinking about it? nothing in your head is saying "Fingers, GO!!" you just do it. put your hand into a fist. go ... » Continue Reading
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Category: Religion and Philosophy
being a satanist has it's pros and cons, like any religion and/or philosophy. when i make the offhand mention that i'm a satanist, people either get very interested, which i always appreciate, or they get mildly uncomfortable. the thing about satanism is that whenever it's brought up, images of people dressed in cloaks, dancing like idiots in the woods around a bonfire, and practicing sacrifice ri... » Continue Reading
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