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Category: Blogging
Alright I know, dramatic. But it's not like one of those terrible apocalypse nightmares or those dreams where you're flayed alive. Just a very subtle, realistic type of nightmare. Some may consider those the worst ones. I grew up on a lake. Qosaq-yeuna, a native word for Lake of Tall Pines. Life was beautiful then. The water was still, the woods behind us were quiet, the swamp next to us was bustl... » Continue Reading
Category: Pets and Animals
I have a foster kitten that has a blood lust for buttholes. He will seek out the buttholes of other kittens and suck on them constantly. And it might sound funny but having a butthole vampire is actually a huge deal. » Continue Reading
Category: Books and Stories
Roasting books I've read recently; Friends with Secrets - started out as a cute funny book for moms, took a drastic turn which wasn't bad in theory, but execution was lame. They tried to give the main character a drawback but said drawback was written like a strength. Not a lot of plot holes but a lot of highly unrealistic situations to explain certain outcomes. Humor style gets old quick. Wouldn'... » Continue Reading
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Category: Writing and Poetry
"Ok kids, gather 'round on the rug, criss-cross applesauce. I've got yesterday's test to give back" A wave of relief rushes over me; I have been worried about that test since we began learning fractions last week. First grade seemed way too early to start fractions. We were told of the test Friday, and I acted sick all weekend, even going as far as placing the thermometer in the toaster to warm it... » Continue Reading
Category: Web, HTML, Tech
This is mainly for my own edification. But this is the difference between buttons, blinkies, stamps, and badges (and other stuff as I come across it.). If you want to add any image/gif/whatever to your profile or blog, best practice is to upload it yourself somewhere (like imgbb ) and link it from there. Otherwise you may get broken links, like you'll see on this blog because I am way too lazy t... » Continue Reading
Category: Books and Stories
I mean, how hard could it be to make friends, really? It's a college party, everyone here is trying to make friends. I scan the room; tight knit groups are scattered across the large lounge, huddled in circles or gathered around game tables. I skim across a large TV where students were playing Smash Bros Brawl. There were already 4 players, but I didn't have any other options to squeeze myself int... » Continue Reading
Category: Books and Stories
If you've been to a university, there's a good chance you've had to go to one of those crappy orientations, where you spend the day touring the campus and doing terrible ice breakers and maybe even stay overnight in the dorms. Well, this is a story about one of those orientations. » Continue Reading
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