I'm going to use this in the future for my blogs, bulletins, etc. if there's anything you guys think i should do to make it even more "like this" lemme know! [color scheme white ---> Baker miller pink (#ff91af) black ---> unnamed cyan (#91ffe1) blue ---> unnamed cyan orange ---> unnamed cyan] I want to remove all instances of white or black and replace them with BMP and UNC. if anyone wants to hel... » Continue Reading
I'M BACK CHUCKLENUTS! Sorry that took so long, I was struggling to find the words to talk about this game. Finally found them. Anyways..... OUTRUN, You probably know OF it, It's a rather fun g » Continue Reading
It's that time again! time for another Fu- wait.... oh, yeah. I rebranded to get a little more "family friendly". Anyways, time for another review! This game, I have a LOT of experience with. The name? Arcade Paradise, or should i say "pausing an online game simulator 2019". A chore Sim turned Arcade tycoon game. Arcade Paradise wa » Continue Reading
Lately more and more games are dying, murdered, even. how so? they are getting KILLED by publishers through end of life practices! Just recently a VERY popular game was murdered by Ubisoft. not good. however, we as consumers can help stop this. go to stopkillinggames.com to find out more! and check out accursed farms on YouTube, he's spearheading this effort. I'll keep all of you posted. also, in... » Continue Reading
IT'S-A-ME: JOHN! Today I'm reviewing a classic game by the guys over at interplay: Mario's Game Gallery! Why am I reviewing THIS of all things? well, I was just playing it and thought it would be funny to review some DOS-trash. So, what is Mario's game gallery? well, it's a licensed Mario game released by Interplay for MS-DOS. you play against Mario in several different games, including checkers, ... » Continue Reading
I don't hate a lot of games. usually it's a case of "do I want to keep playing?". a game may be boring, repetitive, or confusing, maybe it just isn't engaging anymore, but i don't HATE those games. i appreciate what they try to do and often I do find some amount of enjoyment out of them. i realized this at the launch of the not so hit game: phantom fury. I started playing a little, cautiously opti... » Continue Reading
So, I decided to make a bitview channel a LONG time ago. Long before spacehey even. Right now, I have decided to make it about music. I call it "John Horne's Music and Memes", a lot of good music is there, as well as some.... decent memes. Go check it out, here's a link https://www.bitview.net/user/JohnHorne26 » Continue Reading
* christian (I'm a believer) * American nationalist (patriot bros are strong bros indeed) *a bigot (it's funny, just don't be obnoxious about it) * over the age of 14 (i don't hate young people i just prefer to not be bombarded with drama constantly) * you like stuff from the 50s and 40s (bro same!) * you align with my political beliefs (elephante) *you do not have 500 mental illnesses (i like hav... » Continue Reading
so, that took a bit longer than expected, but here we are, another review. As the title says this one is on ION FURY, a game developed by void point and published by 3d realms. It is the second game in the bomb shell franchise, and the first i ever played, so let's go. You play as Shell "bombshell" Harrison, named because you look like a pornstar and have severe anger issues, a police officer for... » Continue Reading
Hi guys, welcome back to my series. So.... it's been a while, wow. I haven't been here for a while. So an explanation is in order: I fucked up. I lost track of time and got distracted. Needless to say, I will be getting back to reviewing soon, so expect a review next week or the next. Also yes I am working on that cry of fear review, but that's going to take a long time. » Continue Reading
I played this game a long while back, and I gotta say: game is good. The combat is good, the farming makes me feel calm, the building is satisfying, and the characters are charming. Stardew valley is a farming simulator set in a pixelated world of magic and modern technology. You inherit a farm from your grandfather, who is to tired to keep farming. From there you make many new friends and ... » Continue Reading
Yep, I'm posting pretty quickly, but I don't think I need to be as slow as most reviewers. Anyway, this time I'm reviewing goat simulator! The third one. Man, oh man, this game is filled to the brim with easter eggs. You may ask "it can't be THAT many" yes it is. Everyone from furry scum to fallout fans are sure to find something that they recognize. Heck, the opening scene is a skyrim refe... » Continue Reading