John Horne's "fuck it!" game reviews: goat simulator 3

Yep,  I'm posting pretty quickly,  but I don't think I need to be as slow as most reviewers.  Anyway,  this time I'm reviewing goat simulator!  The third one. Man, oh man,  this game is filled to the brim with easter eggs. You may ask "it can't be THAT many" yes it is. Everyone from furry scum to fallout fans are sure to find something that they recognize. 

Heck, the opening scene is a skyrim reference.  

You play as pilgor once again,  and this time you have some property of your own,  yep,  pilgor has finally got her first house.  Throughout the game you help your community be a more fun place.  From exposing and destroying terminator robots disguised as housewives to saving a rhino from poachers to making earth an intergalactic hub,  you do it all!. You even become president!  

The gameplay has some tweaks,  too. You complete quests to unlock parts of your home,  you can grind on railings,  and driving has never been easier.  If you love goats and fun you will love goat simulator 3.