Other day I drove a bit out in my van to a preserve and started grilling. It was beautiful out! I went out to gather some wood and looked like someone wrote "be gay do crimes" in the sand?? Then I realized it's been quite a while since i've kissed another man. Dating is hard as a mercenary, no time to meet people and the people you do meet are trying to kill you.. Sigh.. what's a guy to do. :( » Continue Reading
I'm not that much of a ladies' man, but my mom always said I was a handsome lad, so I thought, "how hard could it be to impress women?". Today I went on a date with this girl visiting teufort on vacation (Why would you come here to relax??). Right so she asked me about what I did and I told her what I thought was pretty basic business (throwing jars of pee at people, spinning in circles while snip... » Continue Reading
I am just doing my bloody job ! Right a guy shoots a few people and then suddenly he's a "criminal" cos' its "illegal" ! I hate teufort thats for true ! god forbid mercs do anything . ! » Continue Reading
So basically i went to the store to buy some mangos and when i came back out i got hit in the head with a brick and passed out D: and when i woke up my bags of mangoes were gone and so was my wallet :( Teufort is a Cruel Place . » Continue Reading