Had a beer with him and a few other mates from my job last night. today was talking with him about saxton hale and how great that man's muscles are, He took off his shirt and started showing me his. God they were crazy!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't know what to say... Would've asked about his workout but i was just in awe. » Continue Reading
Other day I drove a bit out in my van to a preserve and started grilling. It was beautiful out! I went out to gather some wood and looked like someone wrote "be gay do crimes" in the sand?? Then I realized it's been quite a while since i've kissed another man. Dating is hard as a mercenary, no time to meet people and the people you do meet are trying to kill you.. Sigh.. what's a guy to do. :( » Continue Reading
I'm not that much of a ladies' man, but my mom always said I was a handsome lad, so I thought, "how hard could it be to impress women?". Today I went on a date with this girl visiting teufort on vacation (Why would you come here to relax??). Right so she asked me about what I did and I told her what I thought was pretty basic business (throwing jars of pee at people, spinning in circles while snip... » Continue Reading
I am just doing my bloody job ! Right a guy shoots a few people and then suddenly he's a "criminal" cos' its "illegal" ! I hate teufort thats for true ! god forbid mercs do anything . ! » Continue Reading
So basically i went to the store to buy some mangos and when i came back out i got hit in the head with a brick and passed out D: and when i woke up my bags of mangoes were gone and so was my wallet :( Teufort is a Cruel Place . » Continue Reading