Nature is sending me a sign

Other day I drove a bit out in my van to a preserve and started grilling. It was beautiful out! I went out to gather some wood and looked like someone wrote "be gay do crimes" in the sand?? Then I realized it's been quite a while since i've kissed another man. Dating is hard as a mercenary, no time to meet people and the people you do meet are trying to kill you.. Sigh.. what's a guy to do. 

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