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went to the doctors !
Category: Life
Not good! He says I've got olsens in my stomach lining! and 1lb of rust. tells me I should stop eating it. Some folks just don't get it I suppose. » Continue Reading
2fort
"Been watchin a rock for about 6 hours now"
28. Australian. Mercenary for Reliable Excavation Demolition
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Happy new years!
Category: Life
New year new me. To let go of who I was in 2023 I've turned over a new leaf. Now instead of pouring my cereal before my milk, I've opted to start eating raw meat like an animal. » Continue Reading
Christmas... Christmas...
Category: Life
Just tomorrow. Great. Been stuck in this ditch under a tree for the past few days. Not really tryin' to get out, it's a bit relaxing. All sorts of critters come by. Merry christmas to ya. » Continue Reading
eatin' a bagel.
Category: Life
Outside. basking in the beauty of nature. eatin' a bagel. yeah its got jam on it. #FuckYou » Continue Reading
Christmas is just 'round the corner!
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
Wish a big scottish man was holdin me round this time. For no reason. Just a thought I had. » Continue Reading
Right, now... what is this...?!
Category: SpaceHey
This some kind of a bloody joke?? RED! Obviously...! Can't a guy get a break from bein reminded of his job? Hell, if I were to waltz into my base with a blue Christmas sweater i'd be shot to smithereens! » Continue Reading
A new week..
Category: Life
Monday again. Sort of wish it was sunday, cos' that's my fun day. » Continue Reading
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in my "Evil era".
Category: Life
In my "evil era" as the kids say. Been shitting loud in public bathrooms as of late, don't give a care if someone on my team is burning anymore cos' they don't seem too grateful when i put them out anyways. Spider in my van, 'stead of letting it stay there I evicted it and now it's homeless. No more mister nice sniper! » Continue Reading
playing a "game". not gonna say which game.
Category: Life
Playing a game, listening to music in an undisclosed area. don't ask for details, it's all mines to experience. Get yer own bloody interests! » Continue Reading
I think i'm getting old
Category: Life
Was at the store where they sell all the tunes and tech junk picking up a few CDs of bands I was into. Saw a few kids raving about this new band called "100 gecs", I thought that's what it was called at least. Right so they clicked this button on their computer doohickey and played it and Wow! It was nothing like I ever heard, I listened to a lot of music in my time, too. I like the rock and rolls... » Continue Reading
Don't test me!!!
Category: Life
Supposedly a rumor has been going about that I "don't shower" cos' I "stink". Mind you I brush my teeth every day and bathe as regularly too. I might spend most of my time up in high isolated places at work but I can hear you wankers JUST FINE. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a mouse. You might think you're smart but guess what??? I know where you live, Scout. I Know where your mother li... » Continue Reading
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My coworker's abs are crazy!!!!!!!!!
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers
Had a beer with him and a few other mates from my job last night. today was talking with him about saxton hale and how great that man's muscles are, He took off his shirt and started showing me his. God they were crazy!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't know what to say... Would've asked about his workout but i was just in awe. » Continue Reading