What the bloody hell do girls like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not that much of a ladies' man, but my mom always said I was a handsome lad, so I thought, "how hard could it be to impress women?". Today I went on a date with this girl visiting teufort on vacation (Why would you come here to relax??). Right so she asked me about what I did and I told her what I thought was pretty basic business (throwing jars of pee at people, spinning in circles while sniping people, you know, the usual.). Supposedly that's not normal? She told me I reek of piss but of course I do, for my craft, I'm a hard worker. I work hard to pee in those jars. After a while she went on a tangent so I started whittling. Do girls not like hard workers? Honest guys? What do women like?!