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I dinnae huv a drinking problem
Category: Parties and Nightlife
‘m actually quite gud at it ken » Continue Reading
scottism creature
"loch ness monster is just the autism creature for scottish ppl"
19 yr old living in Glasgow
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ye cuid never mak' Highlander th'day
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
becuz mel gibson is buggering, man deserves to be knackered th way he's pure foamin at th mouth o'er nuthin » Continue Reading
Piccadilly gardens
Category: Travel and Places
aye where tae fuck are th emos in Piccadilly Gardens I thought there wid be MySpace era hipster Manchester emos here » Continue Reading
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I HATE MINORS
Category: School, College, University
watched 3 hours two lads pure beating each other up all sweaty and shit sipping beer I didnae even want because my 17 year old friend who made me come got kicked out » Continue Reading
stranded in London
Category: Travel and Places
never leaving my flat again I cannae risk this happening a second time » Continue Reading
hambort
Category: Romance and Relationships
lads n lassies i am in love n his name is hambort » Continue Reading
IT’S SHITE BEING SCOTTISH‼️
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
We're the lowest of the low! The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash, that was shat into civilisation! Some people hate the English, I don't! They're just wankers! We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers! Can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by! We're ruled by effete assholes! It's a shite state of affairs to be in Tommy, and all the... » Continue Reading
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Freshers week
Category: School, College, University
huvnae started uni yet but they sent ma an email saying they’re providing the alc and DJs??? And they just have a giant bouncy house outside the university organised beer pong whit the fuck 😭 yer gonna huv me pure foaming at the mouth white girl wasted bouncing yee nelly haverin tae some poor lad aboot ma exes » Continue Reading
i huv ower many statement pieces
Category: School, College, University
going through ma room realisin gin future humans saw any o this shite they wad think im in a cult » Continue Reading
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ye huv the Scots tae thank for Lana Del Rey
Category: Music
Scottish immigrants to USA 18th/19th centuries = ancestors of Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey's Scottish ex-boyfriend coined the line "my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola" femcel culture wad be no thyng withoot us » Continue Reading
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lads im gonnae be honest yer favourite lass is about to shit her pants
Category: School, College, University
I am starting uni soon and I am very scared. I love Scotland but this anxiety is making me want to fake my death and flee to mainland Europe earning money by masquerading as a German Eurodance singer » Continue Reading
Edinburgers DNI❌🙅♀️
Category: Blogging
Whit wiz this a aboot noo wi th wee posh cunts fae Embra. Isnae fair. ”Friendliest city in the U.K.” ma bahookie. A wiz thare twa hours past n thay cawwed ma Glesca native da a septic. Ma auld jin wiz pure devastated but th damage wiz dun. Embra islik th Los Angeles a Scotland; nobody is fae in toon‼️ That’s how come tourists think they’re friendly, bit pure thay just dinnae ken a wee bit a banter... » Continue Reading