I have finally made my triumphant return from the long-awaited Bakersfield Anime Convention known by no other name than Bakanime! As you are already keenly and cruelly aware, I went as the illustriously renowned Emiya Shirou, alongside my acquaintance from Los Angeles, who accompanied me whilst cosplaying as Rin Tohsaka. Keheheh... She's actually the one made all this possible... Her skills in the... » Continue Reading
"I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body, and fire is my blood. I have created over a thousand blades. Unaware of loss. Nor aware of gain. Withstood pain to create weapons, waiting for one's arrival. I have no regrets. This is the onl » Continue Reading
It has been quite some time, my emissaries of misery... When last you heard from your future lord of darkness, I hastily informed you of my decision to voyage to the distant lands of Los Angeles... However, shortly afterwards, our communications went completely silent. Your poor hearts must have been wracked with unease like skies full of anxious words due to my absence... But fear not, my loyales... » Continue Reading
Tomorrow, I shall embark on a thousand year journey to the distant land of Los Angeles in order to take care off a certain individual's cats for a week... You doubt that I could stomach a thousand year journey? Keh-heh... Perhaps I may have indulged in just the slightest amount of hyperbolization... In truth, the journey should take me roughly... Two hours, one way. But that's an excruciatingly lo... » Continue Reading
The Tractatus Logico-Philisophicus... A legendary, iconic piece of philosophical literature that has reached the decidedly rare status of being a logical examination of the world with no flaws, inconsistencies, or contradictions. A necessary reading for any philosopher, scientist, or person who is otherwise enlightened and simultaneously engaged with and entranced by the notion of understanding th... » Continue Reading
My cimmerian servants, I come bearing most extraordinary news... The exquisitely altitudinarian and effortlessly exquisite boba tea establishment known by no other cognomen than Tea Spoon has conferred unto me a drink more consummate in its attributes than your future dark lord ever imagined possible in his wildest of dreams... In defiance to your expectations of me as a refined and noble man of c... » Continue Reading
It has been nearly two weeks since a certain, world-altering event occurred... What was that event, you may ask? Why, none other than the release of the long-awaited DLC (Despicably Long Continuity!) Expansion to the critically acclaimed masterpiece that is Xenoblade Chronicles 3. This expansion goes by the awe-inspiring epithet of, "Future Redeemed," and focuses on the two previous protagonists o... » Continue Reading
"I cannot tell you the true meaning myself - it would be like skipping to the last page of a book and reading the last page first. However, I can offer you a hint: Maybe try a dictionary instead!" These were the final words uttered to me by that troublous laborer relating to the idea of, "Bulksweage." However, after hours of assiduous and meticulous research, I have » Continue Reading
Recently, I have found myself assailed by a most frustrating conundrum... I was engaging in what I believed to be good-natured, bonhomous dialog with a chucklesome proletariat that I occasionally chat with, and he mentioned the word, "Bulksweage." Despite my endlessly vast and tirelessly upkept vocabulary, I could locate no definition relating to this word within the various shelves of my mental l... » Continue Reading
Good evening, my illusory readers... On this night of nights, in which darkness seems to seep out of every corner, like blood coursing down the river of a village after a battle in a faraway field, I find myself ecstatic to share with you my piece de resistance... A self-portrait, featuring none other than the evilest of emperors, drawn by none other than the harbinger of Hell! ...In case my vivid... » Continue Reading
Ah, it's my pleasure to see you again... You've caught me directly in the middle of one of the darkest and most twisted passtimes one can have... Yes, I refer to none other than fighting games. In particular, I was playing Guilty Gear XX Accent Core +R... Quite the intimidating name, isn't it? It truly inspires awe and commands respect like none other... If you couldn't tell by now, I am extremely... » Continue Reading
Oh, this is good fortune indeed! I must have the devil's own luck.. Keh-hahah! That much is already obvious, is it not? Anyhow...! You're just who I was looking for... I perused every last inscrutable inch of the halls of the Umbral Ushiromiya Castle looking for you, you know! Why did I spend such an indignant sum of time searching for you instead of simply calling you over? Keheheh... The answer ... » Continue Reading