Bitter Grounds II

My cimmerian servants, I come bearing most extraordinary news... The exquisitely altitudinarian and effortlessly exquisite boba tea establishment known by no other cognomen than Tea Spoon has conferred unto me a drink more consummate in its attributes than your future dark lord ever imagined possible in his wildest of dreams... In defiance to your expectations of me as a refined and noble man of culture, I actually possess quite a distaste for the flavors of tea, though I do quite appreciate the concept of an herbal drink capable of soothing the body and mind... As for boba, I find both the taste and texture to be rather rancid... As such, my unvarying order has been the Golden Brew coffee with light ice and no toppings... However, I suspect that it was due to this very order that I failed to re-kithe the delightfully decadent coffee that I experienced the first time that I visited the establishment... You see, my original order, as it happens, contained house cream, rather than no cream, without my realizing! And as soon as I ordered my exact same drink with that very same cream, the flavor was like reuniting with a lost friend whom you had assumed slain in battle eons ago! Yes, as I drink this marvelous elixir, I am filled with the utmost jubilation... 

Hmm... I am somewhat of a germaphobe, but I have some faith in your hygiene... Would you care for a sip? I must forewarn you, however: Once you take but a single sip of a drink this delicious, you may never return to conventional coffee again...