Journey to a Faraway Land...

Tomorrow, I shall embark on a thousand year journey to the distant land of Los Angeles in order to take care off a certain individual's cats for a week... You doubt that I could stomach a thousand year journey? Keh-heh... Perhaps I may have indulged in just the slightest amount of hyperbolization... In truth, the journey should take me roughly... Two hours, one way. But that's an excruciatingly long time when you're trapped inside of a motorized vehicle, you know!? Not to mention, I'm the tasked with the responsibility of operating said vehicle... Bah... If I wasn't escorting a fair maiden, I'd be perfectly capable of taking one of the royal airships and arriving in a matter of minutes... But I can't show such bombastic features of my life off to just anyone, now can I? 

Though it is somewhat of a drag to be separated from my chambers and my people harbored within the castle walls, it is not all doom and gloom... A most splendiferous restaurant awaits my flagitious arrival... The legendary and lamentable Harvest Moon! The most jaw-droppingly scrumptious meal I have ever consumed hails from that exact restaurant, and I am filled with exhilarant anticipation in regards to being given the chance to re-experience that meal every time I make the pilgrimage to Los Angeles once again... ...What do I order, you ask? Keh-heh-heh... You'll have to wait for another blog to uncover that truth!