Return From a Faraway Land...

It has been quite some time, my emissaries of misery... When last you heard from your future lord of darkness, I hastily informed you of my decision to voyage to the distant lands of Los Angeles... However, shortly afterwards, our communications went completely silent. Your poor hearts must have been wracked with unease like skies full of anxious words due to my absence... But fear not, my loyalest of legion-ers! I, Trevor Ushiromiya, did not abandon you, nor did I find myself at the mercy of yet another 168 hour-long coma... As a matter of fact, just about every aspect of my journey went perfectly according to plan... I successfully piloted my Dark Hyundai across an unfathomably copious amount of miles, and even managed to perform the most wicked of all piloting techniques in order to claim my rightful place exactly 3 inches from the capricious curb: Parallel Parking... Rather, the heart of the problem lies elsewhere... Shortly after arriving within the amicable apartment, I opened my laptop (Which is adorned with stickers I fervently purchased which feature numerous characters beloved to me) with the intention of writing a blog post to update you all on my situation. Unfortunately, however, it appears as though my precise location was under the effect of a hostile adversary's Negative Connective Field, preventing me from posting blogs, despite having uninterrupted internet access for my duration. As a result, I missed several blogs in a row, and for this, I must offer my sincerest of apologies. I promised, nay, swore to you, a pledge that you would receive daily blogs for an eternity of eons, enough effervescent editorials to embellish and enlighten everyone everlastingly. Alas, I failed in this duty due to a dire drought in my defenses, and broke that promise. 

While there is nothing in this world that communicates the vast depths of my remorse, nor any action I could take to make amends for my transgression, there is one thing I can say for certain. From here on out, I plan on rededicating myself to sharing my experiences with you all through these blogs. Whether I find myself on the verge of death, facing off one whom I once trusted while protecting one whom I once despised... Gasping for air as I struggle to keep myself afloat after diving into the dream-like water, clinging to a single fragment of hope... Or standing alone atop an impossibly massive tower, speaking the same words that cursed my birth... My voice will find you again. Of this, I swear.

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Now, will you take my hand in yours, and walk with me through this star-lit world of mirrors together?