In case you weren't born with a wonderful handlebar mustache and a smooth baritone voice, there is still hope. You too can have a girlfriend who isn't being paid by a 3rd party. (Yes, Susan, I know you're being paid by Nintendo.) You can try... Not being gay Not saying you like men Listening to Nickelback daily Not reading books Not referring to yourself as a "pwetty pwetty pwincess" Driving an Am... » Continue Reading
I'm 18, meaning any work I've been exploited for is officially legal in all 50 states and almost all countries except for Germany, since I've been banned for playing polka covers of Katy Perry. I am no longer a child labourer. If you would like to send me a card for this wonderful milestone - you probably shouldn't. I made that paper in rural Missouri when I was 16 years old. You can smell my col... » Continue Reading
+ Known as: Twink Jesus + Born: July of 2007 + Hair color: Rusted red... my way of saying I'm a redhead + Eye: Brown SECTION 2 – HAVE YOU EVER + Fallen off the » Continue Reading
Sonic Youth --- Mudhoney, The Meat Puppets Black Flag --- NIL8, MC5, Green River Grateful Dead --- Phish, Billy Strings, Rob Boyle Black Sabbath --- Orchid Weezer --- Sponge (specifically "Planet Girls"), White Reaper Gu » Continue Reading
I go to a fuck load of shows so here's my epic list as of today: The Thunderheads Cheap Trick, Journey, Def Leppard Matt Nathanson, Blue October, Switchfoot Lakeview, Daughtry, Staind, Breaking Benjamin Nothing More, Godsmack Julian Whats-his-name, Strange Love Slazinik, 10 Years Funky Butt Brass Band, Ludo Cavo, Puddle of Mudd Sevendust, Three Days Grace, Disturbed My Esca » Continue Reading
I'm literally going to rant until my fingers bleed. Buckle up. Songs "Angels of the Silences" by Counting Crows is my favourite song of all time, no joke. I found it on a CD called "Class of '97" and ever since then it has twisted me, baptized me, changed me, swallowed me whole, and made me new again. "Long Day" by Matchbox 20 is probably my 2nd favourite song ever. T » Continue Reading
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