Dear Rudolph, I am making a sculpture of you. It will be made out of fudge. I'm using a special nutless Fudge (which contains no nuts). When the sculpture is done, the red nose will LIGHT UP and everything. Anyway, since I am making a sculpture of you, I feel I should know more about you, as a reindeer. I realize it's the Christmas season, but if you can find some time, please respond to my questi... » Continue Reading
Hey, it's me Sam. So, as you prolly know, I'm almost always in detention. Why? 'Cuz I deserve it. Yeah, baby! But I gotta say that this week, my teacher Mr. Howard was out of his mind. iGot detention and it was totally UNFAIR. Here's what happened... I was throwing a football in the school hallway when Mr. Howard's big fat head appeared outta NOWHERE. The ball hit him right in the face, and he too... » Continue Reading
My New Year's Resolution is to be a little bit CRAZY in 2008 (no matter what my Mom says!). I'm gonna do some INSANE STUFF for the first time in my life. Here's a list of things I'm gonna do... New Year's Resolution #1: Only eat SOME of my vegetables. New Year's Resolution #2: Use a NON anti-bacterial lotion. Come and get me, bacteria! New Year's Resolution #3: Wear the same underwear two days in ... » Continue Reading
Okay, some might say my brother Spencer is a little DIFFERENT. He makes sculptures outta junk, he has a bright, sparkly sock collection, and he is obsessed with making our toilet water blue. But, sometimes he does things that are weird AND good -- like make Spaghetti Tacos. Who else would put together crunchy taco shells with spaghetti and make it soooo delish!?!? So, I thought I'd share his aweso... » Continue Reading
Hi guys, It's me Gibby! (y'know.... that guy that used to go shirtless all the time on iCarly) So, seeing as how iCarly is so popular and influential, I decided to join in on the new craze that will soon be sweeping the nation: Caping! Why do I cape? Because 1) I'm tired of being the least interesting person in my class, 2) It's a great conversation starter and 3) Girls love a man in a cape. How c... » Continue Reading
Freddie asked me for some dating advice this week. I gave him my BEST sure-fire tips on how to make a date great. PS: I don't have a girlfriend because I CHOOSE not to have one. Seriously! My AWESOME DATING TIPS: If you have hairy knuckles, SHAVE them. Girls HATE hairy knuckles. If you have an open sore, put a bandage on it. Girls HATE open sores. Always bring your date a small gift, such as socks... » Continue Reading
Hey, it's me Sam. So, here's a fun game for ya. I took this old pic of me and Carly and PhotoDocked it up. There are 8 things different in the second picture than in the first! See if you can find them all! If you do, there's a prize -- actually there's no prize! Don't you know us better than that yet?!?! yeah im not putting them up. my bad >:) » Continue Reading
It happened AGAIN -- something EMBARRASSING with me and Carly. It was BAD. Are you ready? Listen to what happened... On Monday, I was eating lunch in the school cafeteria (at my usual table with Carly and Sam). Sam brought a GIGANTIC sandwich from home. While we were eating and talking, Miss Briggs walked by our table and said to Sam, "I don't know how you can fit that huge sandwich in your mouth.... » Continue Reading
So, we all know Sam can be INSANE sometimes. Read what Sam has done to some mean trick-or-treaters that visited her house in past years... (1) Dressed up as licorice, then yelled at kids for eating her ancestors. (2) Used large chocolate bar to slap a fairy princess. (3) Turned hose on group of kids dressed up as Social Workers. (4) Had her "confused" Uncle Billy go running out of the house scream... » Continue Reading
What up party people?!? It sure is hot out there. Wouldn't you love to swim in a brand new pool? Well, it just so happens that I rented out my neighbor's front lawn, bought an 8-foot inflatable pool, and now, I'm open for business! For just 7 dollars per person, you too can sit in waist-high, lukewarm water with 12 strangers! Act now! Spots are limited! Rules and regulations apply. See below. Gibb... » Continue Reading
My name is Spencer and I did something very NOT smart. I forgot to buy candy on Halloween! And let me tell ya somethin' -- NEVER FORGET TO BUY CANDY ON HALLOWEEN! And just to make sure you get the point, I wrote a little poem for you. Here goes... "NEVER FORGET TO BUY CANDY ON HALLOWEEN" by Spencer I love Halloween, it's a night that is cool... When old people sleep, sometimes they drool... This H... » Continue Reading
Yeah, it's me, Sam. You prolly know (if you watch iCarly) that one of my FAVORITE things to do (besides eating) is to rip on Freddie. Remember when Carly bet me that I couldn't go a week without insulting Freddie? I did it -- but IT WAS TORTURE! Well, now the bet is over, so here's some stuff I'd like to say to Fredward. (Note: These insults woulda cost me fifty bucks if I said 'em last week!) FRE... » Continue Reading
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