My New Year's Resolutions- Freddie Benson

My New Year's Resolution is to be a little bit CRAZY in 2008 (no matter what my Mom says!). I'm gonna do some INSANE STUFF for the first time in my life. Here's a list of things I'm gonna do... New Year's Resolution #1: Only eat SOME of my vegetables. New Year's Resolution #2: Use a NON anti-bacterial lotion. Come and get me, bacteria! New Year's Resolution #3: Wear the same underwear two days in a row. New Year's Resolution #4: Remove the surge protector from my laptop power cord. I want the surge! New Year's Resolution #5: Pee with my eyes closed. (Whatever happens... HAPPENS) New Year's Resolution #6: Shampoo... rinse... and NOT repeat. New Year's Resolution #7: Put white glue on my fingers, let glue dry, then peel glue off -- and not care how much glue I waste. New Year's Resolution #8: Sprinkle hot sauce on my french fries... then eat them WITHOUT a drink nearby. New Year's Resolution #9: When I go to Mall-Mart with my mom, I will keep my eyes OPEN when we walk through the bra section. New Year's Resolution #10: Have ELEVEN New Year's resolutions (not TEN like people expect). New Year's Resolution #11: Get Carly to fall in love with me (I'm not sure how to do that yet, but I WILL figure it out in 2008). New Year's Resolution #12: Have TWELVE New Year's resolutions even though I SAID I'd have eleven. Why? Because in 2008, Freddie MAKES rules, then BREAKS 'em!