10 Questions for Rudolph (Santa's reindeer) - Spencer Shay

Dear Rudolph, I am making a sculpture of you. It will be made out of fudge. I'm using a special nutless Fudge (which contains no nuts). When the sculpture is done, the red nose will LIGHT UP and everything. Anyway, since I am making a sculpture of you, I feel I should know more about you, as a reindeer. I realize it's the Christmas season, but if you can find some time, please respond to my questions below: Question #1: What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Question #2: Why doesn't Santa simply buy a new sleigh with lights on it, so he can leave you alone? Question #3: Do your friends call you Rudy? Does anyone call you "Rudy-Roo-Roo?" Question #4: How do you remember where every boy and girl lives? (Seriously, that's a lot of people.) Question #5: Are you friends with other famous animals, like, maybe the pig from that pig movie? If you are, would you eat bacon in front of your pig friend? Question #6: When you go to sleep, do you turn your nose off? How? Does it have a wireless remote? Question #7: Back to your pig friend (if he is your friend). If you and your pig friend were stranded on a deserted island, and you started to get very hungry, would you eat your pig friend? If so, how would you explain this to him before you ate him? Question #8: What happens to your red nose when you sneeze? Do you get an electric shock? Does your snot (a.k.a. mucus) glow red? Have you ever sneezed on your pig friend? Question #9: How often do you have to change your nose-bulb? And where do you buy nose-bulbs? Do you order them online? Question #10: If you ate your pig friend, do you think it would end the friendship? Thank you. If you answer all my questions, I will send you 9 ounces of nutless fudge. Sincerely, --Spencer PS: Tell Santa I'd really like to get a guitar video game for Christmas! With an extra guitar, please.