Sam's Insults - Sam Puckett

Yeah, it's me, Sam. You prolly know (if you watch iCarly) that one of my FAVORITE things to do (besides eating) is to rip on Freddie. Remember when Carly bet me that I couldn't go a week without insulting Freddie? I did it -- but IT WAS TORTURE! Well, now the bet is over, so here's some stuff I'd like to say to Fredward. (Note: These insults woulda cost me fifty bucks if I said 'em last week!) FREDDIE, THESE INSULTS ARE FOR YOU: (1) So, what are you gonna kiss on Valentine's Day? YOUR HARD DRIVE??? (2) You should be under arrest for practicing DORKYNESS without a license. (3) I suppose you could get a girlfriend -- when they start selling girlfriends at the mall. (4) You may get all A's in school -- but your face is one sweet F. (5) If I had to marry you -- or a bowl of spit -- I'd be "Mrs. Bowl-Of-Spit." (6) If you built your own robot girlfriend, as soon as you powered her up, she'd break up with you and date a toaster oven instead. (7) If your body smell were a perfume, it'd be called, "Sniff De Dork" (8) Your mom is so lucky to have a daughter like you. (9) Good news: The hospital called. You CAN get a personality transplant. (10) And for my last insult I don't need to say anything. Just take a look at this pic of you (below) in your super-cool Galaxy Wars "Nug Nug" costume. No words necessary.