A VERY BAD Halloween Mistake - Spencer Shay

My name is Spencer and I did something very NOT smart. I forgot to buy candy on Halloween! And let me tell ya somethin' -- NEVER FORGET TO BUY CANDY ON HALLOWEEN! And just to make sure you get the point, I wrote a little poem for you. Here goes... "NEVER FORGET TO BUY CANDY ON HALLOWEEN" by Spencer I love Halloween, it's a night that is cool... When old people sleep, sometimes they drool... This Halloween, I got a HUGE pumpkin... (nothing rhymes with "pumpkin" so I'm just gonna keep going)... So large was my pumpkin, it took hours to carve... I didn't eat dinner, I started to starve... But I kept on carving 'til my Jack-O-Lantern was done... It was gigantic and scary, like snot on a bun... But then it got later, and the trick-or-treaters came... They DEMANDED some candy -- those kids were INSANE... Since I didn't have candy, and I wanted no grouches... I gave the kids ice cubes, and tuna in pouches... But did that make them happy? Oh no, it did NOT... They wanted to hit me and beat me A LOT... I got really scared, so I hid in my pumpkin (again, nothing rhymes with "pumpkin" so I'm just gonna keep going)... I thought I was safe, 'til LEWBERT came by... He let the kids in my house! I thought I would die... I kept hiding to stop this bad situation... Then Socko called, which revealed my location... One of those kids was a very mean hater... He made the kids roll me into my elevator... Trapped in my pumpkin, I was frightened and scared... There was no way to get out! I wasn't prepared... Then twelve rotten kids rolled me into the street... Some cars almost hit me...this trick was NO treat... So always remember: some kids can be mean... So MAKE SURE you buy candy for next Halloween. My poem is done, so I think I'll stop now... Some day I hope to squeeze milk from a cow.