Have you ever hated someone so MUCH you want to literally do everything in ur power to destroy their life !? That’s how I be feelin rn. And you’re probably reading this Daniel because you’re just so obsessed with me and what I do with my life and you’re the creepiest weirdest stalker ever. Imma tell you this, I got information on yo ahh. I ain’t playin. I could » Continue Reading
O.M.G. I LOOK MINGING!!! I'm not even jokin u I LOOK SO BADDDD I look like a minging criminal ugly mugshot helppppppp meeeeeeee WHAT IS HAPPENINGGG THAT IS LITERALLY NOT ME my entire face shape looks different why'd they make my face look so wide and fat I don't even have a wide face okay I'm not happy HELPPPPPP HAHAHAHAHA OMG and one eye is bigger than the other and one eyebrow is longer than the... » Continue Reading
How could you have dumped me Jason? You were my everything... you made me feel like a RAINBOW. I don't understand what more you could have wanted I woulda been a great wifey I woulda made u 2 min noodles I woulda done EVERYTHING. WASH YOUR CLOTHES . I even would have cut your cheese toasties in the right way. Yes you were a bit cringe but I luffed that.. well not all of it no offence I didn't rea... » Continue Reading
Yo girls 21 she can finally apply for the bachelor AYOOOO Yall my dream is to just go there and just troll and get eliminated on day 1, like imma tell the bachelor sum Shi like “oh.. you look different irl than in the pictures” AHAHAHAHA I just want my 15 minutes of fame then get thrown outta there fr fr Damn I rlly should be applying fo » Continue Reading
Okay okay I just need to express something, I'm sorry but what is THAT? Babes...BABES!! I ain't bein rude but GURLLLL u need to change the "scenequeen" to DRAG queen what is happening here you look like a disaster today my benchod Can I just say like I've se » Continue Reading
Sometimes I forget to put my volume down then I go on spacehey on my profile or someone's elses profile page and the music FREAKIN BLASTS SO LOUD AND IM LIKE OMGGGGGGG STOPPPP I'm well embarrassed... also I lost my airpods and can't find the charger for myEW THERE'S AN UGLY MOTH FLYING IN MY FACE okay yes I can't find the charger for me headphones either so I can't even listen to anything in publi... » Continue Reading
So I seen this wonderful hoodie onlinez and I was like DAYUMNNN!!! I'm buyin this right away! It's hot pink AND LEOPARD PRINT! What more could I want yknow what im sayin SO ME! Whaaaaaaaaaleee I receive it and it looks like THIS... » Continue Reading
Okay okay so I went to get my roots done and as I walk in the hairdresser she looks SCARED… ( ゚д゚) she thought the bleach damaged my hair so bad that it was all breaking off and that’s why I had lots of short pieces AAAAHHAAAAGAAAAAA HELPPPPP this isn’t the first time a hairdresser thought my hair was breakage like no THIS IS JUST MY HAIRSTYLE ITS PURPOSELY GOT SUPER SHORT LAYERS IT » Continue Reading
Why is everyone autistic and why does it need to be advertised on yalls profile, like its lowkey attention seeking im ngl like “oo look at me im autistic im so quirkyyy >_ » Continue Reading
Hello everyone I would like to present this VERY SPECIAL award called the CRINGIEST BLOG POST IVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIREEEEE LIFE... I can not even COPEEEEEE someone help meeeeeeee this is a grown ahh adult tooooooo I woulda cut them some slack if they were 13 but omgggggg » Continue Reading